"waaahhhhhh the Young People are doing exactly what their job description says and nothing more instead of bending over backwards for a corporation that'll fuck them over the instant they think they can wring more blood out of some other stone, waaaaaaaahhhhhhh"

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

ugh this is finding its way around right-wing spaces so i just want to say fuck Donald Trump and anyone who calls themselves maga can eat my shit and hair

kill yourself bitch

your mom's gonna be pissed if she finds out you're up this late on a school night

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

You ever look at a tumblr thread and just know it's going to age about as well as the whole "Harry Potter fandom grab your wands, Whovians get your sonic screwdrivers, etc" thing

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

The US military emitted 640 times as much CO2 as Taylor Swift last year

i fucking hate the whole stupid brouhaha over Stellar Blade because the anti-horny side is weird puriteens and "no see it's okay when my kinks are being catered to, everything else is male-gaze-pandering coomerbait" style clickbait authors, but the pro-horny side is full of chuds who think The Wokes are trying to criminalize jiggle physics and western civilization will crumble if they can't jack off to a game while they're playing it

when i get to cancel the appointment to have a technician come out to my apartment because the internet started working again out of nowhere

me, flipping through the Stardew Valley wiki, seeing the various ways this superficially cute and ostensibly cozy farm sim game lets you be a complete monster

love squad-based PvE shooters like Left 4 Dead, Vermintide, Killing Floor, and Helldivers. would love to have friends so i can play them without the real possibility of getting screamed at in voice chat by a racist middle schooler someday

everyone in the notes going "he would not fucking say that" like the arc where he does exactly this doesn't start with one of the most iconic comic book covers of all time

Peter Parker is sick and tired of being treated like trash from all the heroes and decides to quit being Spider-Man. Since then, crime rate is at a all time high in New York and the heroes are losing against the villains. Peter says it’s not his problem anymore.

Cave Story has been around for almost 20 years and somehow this is the only good remix of the Egg Corridor theme anyone has ever made in all that time