Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

Done with chapter two y’all can read it

Ozpin is straight up the funniest character in rwby I don't care what ANYONE says

Dude delivers a heartfelt graduation speech and is immediately like "now get out of here"

Not to mention all the Other Shit. Like immediately embarrassing Oscar, giving Ironwood hot chocolate from a tea kettle (and not blinking when Ironwood spikes it), his stupid chair, his dumb ass glasses, the fact that he's dressed for winter in the summer, the fact he throws his students off of cliffs, the sass

Like sir. Who are you

Literally no one talks about how fucking funny Ozpin is and it's so sad

James Ironwood uses Glynda’s hair bun as a cushion for his nose during cuddles.

Round 2

General James Ironwood submission

Domovoi Butler submission

Ironwood confronting Thornmane.

Also, this super adorable shot of Team RWBY smiling as they watch James walk away. It's like they made Dad proud. xD

Okay dead ass, I had no idea the second episode of RWBY: Beyond was going to be about Jaune. My last post was inspired by a reddit post and comment hours before episode 2 came out.

Imagine if we got this character introspection from RWBY...

That being said, I don't care if Jaune broke his arm.

I wanted to add to this because it made me think about Alyx and how she had already been dead and was closely tied to Jaune in The Ever After. Alyx and Jaune share a moment together in the smoke cloud and she returns to him at the end of the volume to restore him to his old self.

Despite how much Team RWBY tried to follow Alyx's footsteps to find a way out of Ever After, Alyx was more important to Old Man Jaune's story than theirs. And she's another dead girl that adds to his grief.

And he got some new streak in his hair, meanwhile, Ruby went through a suicide arc and came out with nothing physically new. That's such bullshit, why can't Ruby have something as simple as a colored streak in her hair? Or add something to her scythe? Her outfit? Nothing has changed to show she's grown?

I’ve stumbled across an online community of women (mostly) who alter those Precious Moments figures

And I’m obsessed

I love everything about it

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

Watching videos about penguins, learning that if a penguin mother loses their chick, they try and kidnap another mother's chick. A huge crowd of them will.

It made me think of @lemonadesun's penguin allusion to Atlas, lol.

🗣 Atlas should be the last kingdom crwby need to focus on 🗣

Why?Atlas is the most racist kingdom and it also has the highest technology level. You can't just solve racism, class distinction, monopoly dust industry capitalism with friendship and love. Salem is and will never be the biggest threat of humanity but the conflicts between humanity are. There must be a lot of political problems in Atlas, a lot of potentials for a great plotline.

🗣Jacques Schnee must be an important character in Atlas arc 🗣

You see how big the Schnee co.?If you say it's already that big from the start, you're getting to the point. The Schnee company isn't just a normal dust company, I agree that Nicholas Schnee was the founder and he had nothing to do with it lately. But, being the very first dust company after the Great War is a huge advance. Dust isn't nationalized so the Schnee company has been getting bigger and bigger day by day, no one can take off it place and the Schnee company already has an important role in Atlas' economy and even in politics. In my thought, Jacques Schnee is a pure wise and talented tycoon, although what he cares about is only money and power. Without him, the Schnee company can't really get into an important role like this. The way crwitters wrote him as a stupid tycoon makes me uncomfortable, like, how the hell a fool could bring Schnee to the peak like that???Even James Ironwood had to secretly use Schnee's abandoned mine, he CAN'T really do anything to take Jacques down. And they wrote Jacques as a stupid tycoon without any braincell??

Watching videos about penguins, learning that if a penguin mother loses their chick, they try and kidnap another mother's chick. A huge crowd of them will.

It made me think of @lemonadesun's penguin allusion to Atlas, lol.

Incoming Irish Taoiseach (prime minister) Simon Harris addresses Benjamin Netanyahu directly:

“Prime Minister Netanyahu, the Irish people could not be clearer. We are repulsed by your actions.”

rewatching v3 and remembering that nora won ren stuffed animals during the vytal festival.

she says “i’ll buy you another stuffed animal.” while dragging them away from jaune and pyrrha. i need to know how many she got since they were likely lost to the fall of beacon. did ren decorate their own bed with them each time they woke up?

I also think it’s funny that ren was so caught up in the princess treatment he was getting that he payed no mind to what arkos was doing lmao.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

I am done with the first chapter of whenever I look at you!