wags my stupid fucking tail
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"I love you" = boring, common, overused
"I'm going to eat you alive' = peak of romance, creative, expresses unending love & devotion effectively
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A man! *bites him* *bites him* *bites him* *bites him*
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I LOVE BEING T4T
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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my
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Only good dungeon meshi yaoi is senshi x MEEEEEEE
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permanent state of intense yearning. desire to be held by another man.
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I love rubbing t gel on my bfs stomach... like hell yeah i am making u transgender rn
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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over
my gay wolf ass:
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Inventing a new emotion called boy pathetic. It’s like boy crazy but sadder
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boy tummy
i just love and adore boy tummy
love me a boy with a nice tummy AND a happy trail
im kissing you hard on the lips and you’ll be my boyfriend forever
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the gay urge to have a sparring partner
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