“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”

they already did it’s at freddys

EMILY PRENTISS SAYING F*CK | 16.05 “OEDIPUS WRECKS”

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

IF THE ROUTINE NO LONGER SERVES, YOU MUST ALTER THE PATTERN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? YOUR LIFE STARTS WITH YOU

saw meme – four female characters ( 2 / 4 )

“Hello, Agent Perez. And welcome to the world that you have long studied. Your partner, Agent Strahm, will soon take the life of an innocent man. Heed my warning, Agent Perez: Your next move is critical. Open the door…”

This is a sugary drink with questionable ingredients to YOU. It's the blood of the gods.to me. We're not the same.

my beautiful wife <3

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

EMILY PRENTISS Criminal Minds: Evolution 16x07 - ''What Doesn't Kill Us"

worked on this hand punch needle rug for so long 🥹 but y'all i LOVE how it turned out. this commissioner had a lot of trust in me changing the positioning/size of all the logos, and adding pastel ombre yarn stripes for that good good holographic CD effect! 💿

of course, i wish there were a way to get SUPER precise tiny letters, but with a hand punch needle and a chunky yarn, this was as small as i could get!

ohhhhh my god you're a real fbi agent? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite strauss

I get amanda like no other 🧩🌀

embarassing that exercise actually does make me feel better after being like nooo no i don’t need to work out intensely for an hour that’s stupid and then i do and feel amazing for the next 12 hours like Ohh did you like that?? Did you like jumping around and lifting heavy things?? whatever

CRIMINAL MINDS 2.21 — "Open Season"

quick brush test with haley before bed:)

i wont lie i miss cock and pussy on dash unprompted. you used to be able to follow someone and theyd just put cock and pussy on the dash sometimes. nothing to do with their blog they were just having a moment. because of Horny. what do you get nowadays. a measly nipple? an Adults content warning ? all because of Woke. sick and twisted.