andy-skull
I brew my own mead so writing comes easily
Writer, peasant, pirate, homebrewer. I post a bit of everything honestly, from the edge of the continent on a cabin in the woods.
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Oh my sweet babygirl husband let me protect and cherish you.
I know he has some strong opinions but poor man was raised by a cult and I can make him better.
What the hell did you think I hoarded all the RadAway for, bitch?!
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When your puppy gets angry, shake that anger outta her!
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Let me rephrase, what gave you the idea to call it “good omens”?
We had to call it something. Terry suggested "The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch" and I suggested "Good Omens" so we compromised and called it both.
I wanted something about prophecies, and something to let people know we were parodying The Omen.
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There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
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sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me
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The last post was rather mean of me… my apolocheese
have some breasted boobs to make up for it heh
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Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week 😝🥳 this is pretty much verbatim hahaha
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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that
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“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.
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