You boil lobsters?

I prefer them raw myself.

Lobsters are like strawberries :)

Jesus would 100% be a punk artist.

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

Eye bags? Don't you mean

FREE EYE SHADOW?

hi maia can u help me with my chemistry homework? the question is “calculate the concentration of the oxalate ion when the first cation (Ca2+, Zn2+, or Ni2+) begins to precipitate”

i am literally a kitten

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

You are a cruel person.

Melt with Me

Si Elle unleashes a graphic sapphic novel filled with female-to female passion, obsession, and taboo. The main character, Lizette, grows up in an uninhibited beach culture in northeastern France with her fraternal twin sister, Alexia. Applying to graduate school to become a sexual therapist, an application requirement engages her into recollecting her past erotic experiences. While encountering formulated and unanticipated sensual situations, she gradually becomes absorbed into the world of succulent lavender pleasure. Trapped within culminating fascination, her inner self and persona emerge

I hate when people say it's up to you how to react, because no the fuck it ain't.

among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

look at this thang

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