stupidest piece of hs trivia i remember from hussie's dumbass blog is when he said that none of the names are short for anything else (dave =/= david, john =/= johnathan, etc) except sollux which is canonically short for solluxander

Yo Homestuck’s gonna turn 13 what should its name be

guess what's been plaguing the earth for 10 karkalicous years

You claim to not know what Homestuck is by being confused when people tag your posts as such, and yet you post sweet bro and hella jeff edits for your memes. Curious.

What does sweet bro and hella Jeff have to do with Homestuck

happy birthday, jade! in celebration, perhaps i will give you one line of dialogue in hs^2

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homestuck was a mistake but you must admit moonsetter still hits every time

if andrew hussie dies we really need to make sure his brain is preserved so scientists can study it and figure out precisely what his fucking deal was

Maturin is a giant sea turtle found in the Stephen King novels. Maturin is described as a giant sea turtle with the world on its back. It is said one time when Maturin came out of his shell he vomited the universe. Maturin is said to be very kind and caring. Maturin is said to travel the galaxies and even eat them on occasion. Pennywise and Maturin are said to mortal rivals. Maturin is named off of the naturalist Stephen Maturin who discovered a new species of tortoise.

I literally can't stop fucking thinking about this it's the funniest thing I've ever read in my life

Magic is fucking real, folks.

September 4th.

See you then.

If Gamzee wasn't a clown, what would he be?

a corpse.

Where do you usually spend your time on the Internet? Or do you usually not even spend time on the Internet?

i have a lot of friends involved in artistic ventures online, so i like to keep up and try to support them whenever i can. i’ve found that now that i’ve cut out social media, it’s a lot easier to pull back and focus on bigger ventures in the real world, like “job,” and “talking to neighbors,” and “taking walks.” most of my time these days is being occupied by another project i’m working on, anyway, so i don’t want to waste my limited free time online.

Do you only answer asks you have funny or good responses to or just the asks you want to answer?

i log on every time i remember this website exists, usually once a month, and black out. if questions get answered during that time, i can’t offer an explanation on the rhyme or reason behind why they were picked.

for context, though, the last ask i answered was from 4 months ago, and this was from 3 minutes ago.