Abigail really just asked for quartz because she's hungry. Her hungry ass really could not be a geologist.

POINT AND LAUGH

Customer: (not on record) DMV: 666? Verdict: ACCEPTED

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

I need to try this the way I need air

NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

Winston isn't even from overwatch hes literally a folk hero

this is by far my favourite bongo image. the slurperrrr

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid