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I just realized that when I stay at my calorie limit and work out everyday I lose weight
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Me: i wiSh to be… skinni
Also me: mmmmMm macc and chëez
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me: eating voluntarily
my brain: wow you truly are faking your ed
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fitness apps are so cute when they go like “the goal weight you set is too low” bitch i know i live for this
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There aren't any words that convey the beauty in this man
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The Phoam Phamily Kids!
Ada and Bo have been working hard. Making lots of money and more kids... They’ve also got a dog who they lovingly named Cat...
Cody, their firstborn, is a cheerful kid. This is him walking to his first day of school!
Chandler, the second and middle child, gets all the love from his grandma. He’s a very fast learner. And Charlotte, the third and last child, is still a baby. She’s a quiet one, who doesn’t cry much unless she really needs to.
Cat is fond of toilets and falling over a lot. He’s an akita, and he used to be pretty aggressive, but I...”taught” him not to be, using CAS.
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he’s so precious 🥺
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Doc and Grian: *Are assigned onto the same team*
Doc: *leaves*
Grian: “Wait- where are you going?! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM.”
Doc about 5 seconds later after he realizes he can’t get out of this: *Comes back and starts dragging Grian* "In no way does this make us friends.“
Grian: "YOU CAME BACK!” :D
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[Ryan: I think you made it up.
Shane: I did not make it up. It happens in a James Bond film.
Ryan: Which one?
Shane: Um... the racist one.]
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remus: fuck the prefects
sirius: moons, you’re a prefect
remus: exactly, come here
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