FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

so status update. i took a sudden, unplanned hiatus for the last few months and to be honest, i am not completely sure how active i will be here anymore. i have been going through a lot of life changes, many of which are nowhere near through (many good changes! just lots to keep up with). i hope to keep writing on the side, for stress relief if anything, so i may randomly drop things on ao3 and you’ll see me there. i have part 2 of god loves you but not enough to save you practically complete but have held off posting for life reasons. i hope all the little people in my phone have been doing okay, and i hope to be more active again one day but just wanted to clarify i am still alive lmao.

‼️ boys kissing (and they’re in love) ‼️

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

fuck it!

POSSUM ON A ROOMBA 

I think about this a lot.

I keep seeing barbie blorbo memes saying “this ken is a mass murderer” “this ken does drugs” “this ken is so special” like no you don’t understand. Gender is irrelevant. If your blorbo is special and unique your blorbo by definition is a barbie, not a ken.

Trees don't serve cunt

Think before you post

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

idc I love when people tag my posts with the most layered convoluted fandom nonsense I will never understand like "this is just like jumbo ferriswheel in season 5 with the cube reactor" yeah I bet. love you

What if there was a immature young man who worked as a cook in a fast food restaurant and could not get a driver’s license despite his best efforts? Now imagine he is a sponge.

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

part of what makes Kevin so fuckin funny is that he's so shameless in front of the foxes. he goes from physically fighting with them, no grace no dignity, to a brilliant, blinding smile with perfect manners and a demeanor that might even be charming, back to cussing them out and insulting everything about them, making sure they know they're a disgrace to have on his court. but like he does all that IN FRONT of them. and then and then Mr Jeremy Knox pulls up and Kevin is once again doing All That but this time it's REAL. like he's just genuinely being a decent person, being friend material for the first time ever. and the foxes are still right there?? reactions ranging from amused to irritated while he's screaming y'all ain't worth SHIT from me.