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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (2023) + LETTERBOXD REVIEWS
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Dovey: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Dovey: And I started thinking
Dovey: It was just trying to get some food
Dovey: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Dovey, teary-eyed: How would I feel
Lesso, concerned: Are you okay?
#dovesso#i am back from the dead#sorry for being gone#incorrect dovesso quotes#leonora lesso#charlize theron#clarissa dovey#lady lesso
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Lesso: my only rule, don’t touch me.
Dovey: Kay. *immediately grabs her hand and laces their finger together*
Lesso, blushing: apparently, I have no rules.
#dovesso#leonora lesso#charlize theron#clarissa dovey#lady lesso#professor dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington
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Rafal, pointing at Dovey and Lesso: Do you know these gays? These gays, they are trying to murder me.
#dovesso#leonora lesso#charlize theron#clarissa dovey#lady lesso#professor dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#rafal mistral#sge rafal#i hate rafal
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Lesso: I’m an adult! I do what I want!
Emma: I’m telling Clarissa.
Lesso: No– wait.
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Agatha: Okay, that's much better now. Thanks, moms..... Why is everyone staring at me?
Sophie: Did you just call Dovey and Lesso moms?
Dovey: Do you see us as your parent figure agatha dear?
Agatha: No. If anything, I see you both as a bother figure 'cause you always bother me
Lesso: It's okay, we understand.
Dovey: Would you like to join as for a tea?
Agatha, teary-eyed: I would like that thank you.
#dovesso#leonora lesso#charlize theron#clarissa dovey#lady lesso#professor dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#sge sophie#sge agatha#agatha of woods beyond#agatha of gavaldon#sophie#sophia anne caruso#sophie of woods beyond#sophie of gavaldon#sofia wylie#sge
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Lesso: Well, fuck me if I’m wrong but-
Clarissa: You are wrong
Lesso: I didn’t eve-
Clarissa: YOU ARE WRONG
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Emma: Dovey! I thought you were decorating for Halloween.
Dovey: I am.
Emma: You're just hanging up pictures of lesso.
Dovey: You said you wanted scary decorations.
#lady lesso#charlize theron#dovesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#sge emma#emma anemone#school for good and evil#anemone#michelle yeoh
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Lesso: You see, Blondie, Agatha is at the age where she has only one thing in mind.
Dovey, noticeably excited and thinking agatha is out of her dark emo phase: Oh! Oh! Oh! Boys??????
Agatha, sharpening her blade: No. Murder.
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#sge agatha#agatha of woods beyond#agatha of gavaldon#sofia wylie#sge
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Emma: Is Dovey always like this when she loses?
Lesso: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum 2015.
Dovey: You bumped that table and you know it!
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington
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Dovey: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Lesso: Oh, you've been in jail?
Dovey: Once. In monopoly
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington
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Emma: Why would you give a knife to lesso?!
Dovey, shrugging: Lesso felt unsafe.
Emma: Now I feel unsafe!
Dovey: I'm sorry...
Dovey: Would you like a knife?
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#sge emma#emma anemone#michelle yeoh#anemone
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Clarissa: HELP! I TOLD LESSO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK
Emma, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#sge emma#emma anemone#anemone#michelle yeoh
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Dovey: FOUR MONTHS-
Emma: What's wrong with her?
Lesso, suppressing laughter: Oh It's nothing really.
Dovey: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#incorrect dovesso quotes#michelle yeoh#emma anemone#sge emma
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Waitress: and what would you like?
Lesso: I wish to devour the unborn
Dovey: Eggs, she wants eggs
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington
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Lesso: Bitch
Dovey: Still lacking the elegant charm, are we lesso? How crude.
Lesso:
Bitch
Dovey: How did you do that
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington
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Dovey: What are you drinking?
Lesso: Vodka
Dovey: Straight?
Lesso: No, gay. Why?
#charlize theron#dovesso#lady lesso#leonora lesso#professor dovey#clarissa dovey#dean of evil#the school for good and evil#dovey x lesso#kerry washington#incorrect quotes
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