thank you, shutterstock, for showing me this ad. you really know how to target a potential customers’ exact needs and desires
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This is so specific I’m screaming who hurt you
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Psychic mom flings her awful bastard children face first in to the bloodstained linoleum
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when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing
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8 years of Obama and the worst scandal involving the first family’s personal lives is that his daughter likes to smoke weed at music festivals. 9 days til Trump is inaugurated and we are finding out the Russians may have blackmail that he likes to get pissed on for sexual pleasure. Lord help us all.
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this is the single most ominous title that a porn blog could possibly have
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