"Covers are never better than the originals"

Yeah, well what about this?

listen to me. debate 109 could have been an incredible episode. listen. if the line “he was horny, so he dropped him. man is evil” had been delivered by britta? showstopper. are you listening. rewrite history. we could have stopped all jeffannie then and there. i am holding your head in my hands so gently. we can do this. goncharov debate 109 and end all jeffannie. rewrite. history. do you hear me. are y

Something unatural happens to me and i cannot explain it

Reblog if you’d benefit from a lobotomy

children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum they raised me in.

u just know he’s serving the most boring cunt

rip troy barnes you would have loved men

Do you think that Britta only infantilized Abed in season one because she was insecure that Abed's presence meant she was no longer the hottest girl on campus?

What has suddenly changed to make all the adults who give me advice suddenly start going “well, work and college is stressful too, suck it up”

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

times when i (an american) feel patriotic:

-listening to the liberty's kids theme song -the olympics -watching logan sargeant race in f1 -when a british person insults my accent -every time im in an old navy -gazing upon the bass pro shops pyramid -when i see a really good 4th of july meme -on the off chance i listen to hamilton from top to bottom -in the american girl doll store -driving on country highways and seeing fireworks billboards -eating 99c pizza and bagels with cream cheese in nyc -any time someone says the us measurement system is stupid -schoolhouse rock -amtrak trains

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

We should sacrifice one politician every March 15th to satisfy the spirit of the Roman Empire