We all need a cat to flop on us

We all need a cat to flop on us

-Eleanor Shellstrop

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy

I danced to 99 at my wedding yesterday and def one of the (many) highlights of the evening.

this mob psycho shit gets serious

just finished The Metamorphosis and.

just finished The Metamorphosis and.

they get groceries and krill someone

based on this meme

reblog to kiss gregor samsa's little cocoroach head.

no you don't understand he's literally me

I just finished The Metamorphosis. Don't call. Don't text. I'm in despair.

Gregor’s serious wound, from which he suffered for over a month - the apple remained imbedded in his flesh as a visible souvenir since no one dared to remove it - seemed to have reminded even his father that Gregor was a member of the family, in spite of his present pathetic and repulsive shape, who could not be treated as an enemy; that, on the contrary, it was the commandment of the family duty to swallow their disgust and endure him, endure him and nothing more.

Franz Kafka | The Metamorphosis

It was "woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin" then I was cute and repeated the cycle

“Ok I’ll listen to the metamorphosis audiobook whilst I’m working today but it’ll just be background noise and I won’t cry this time”

“Alright, people did not understand his words anymore, although they seemed clear enough to him, clearer than previously, and perhaps because his ears had got used to them, but at least people now thought that things were not alright with him, and were prepared to help him.” 

im rereading The Metamorphosis for my IB exam. i will be annoying about it for the next two weeks. forgive me

and the answer was nO *cries*

The Metamorphosis is just “would you still love me if I was a worm” upped to the maximum