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ID: a discord message from simon that says "hits you with my toyota prius". End ID.
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ID: a minecraft message from simon that says "i hate to say this, but imagine your man despawns mid fuck (broken hearted emoticon)." End ID.
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ID: a minecraft message from simon that says "trying to think of an uncle that isn't racist." End ID.
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ID: a snapchat message from clem that says "watching seinfeld, this george guy seems a lil fruity to me." End ID.
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ID: a minecraft message from fall that says "inflation is getting crazy. i heard trapdoors are gonna go up to eight planks." End ID.
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it’s actually a life goal of mine to get gay divorced everyone thinks there’s something wrong with me that i’m like i need to get divorced so bad but i feel like it would be fun to casually mention my ex wife in conversations. i’m taking volunteers. it could be totally platonic we could even get married solely to eventually get divorced
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ID: discord messages between fall and mis. fall says "hi het baby <3" to which mis responds "whaT the fuck." End ID.
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Context for babies first scandal? I’m scared
SHOCKING: Mis from Morb SMP Comes Out As Straight
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ID: a notesapp apology. the note reads as follows.
"hey everyone. it has come to my attention that many people in the server were under the impression that i am not straight. unfortunately, i am mostly heterosexual, and i didn't mean to lead anyone on with this assumption. i will try to do better in the future with the honesty regarding my sexuality and will get help for myself as this recent realization has brought a lot of awareness. i didn't mean to hurt anyone, and i take full accountability. i would like to thank everyone for their criticism and plan on changing for the better moving forward. mis."
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baby's first scandal <333
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ID: discord messages between simon, clem, and fall.
simon says: five am. just as a dream that fhere whag a company that sound dip tous in chocolate and henb mold the chofkgkate to kooj like za horse. goosnivtj clem says: what fall says: five am
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ID: a screenshot from discord. simon sends a screenshot of his computer screen, which shows an image of a man chained to a grilled cheese sandwich with an error message over it that reads "try a different photo, we can't set this one as the lock screen." simon says "FUCK YOU???????" End ID.
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ID: minecraft messages from morb smp, season 3.
the chat says: teleported fall to clem. gave 1 powder snow bucket to fall. clem froze to death.
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ID: minecraft messages between mis, clem, and fall.
mis says: i'm so fucking rich now because of my scam mis says: i mean therapy office clem says: your what fall says: wh what scam mis says: typo
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ID: minecraft messages between clem, mis, and fall.
clem was killed while trying to hurt fall. mis says: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ fall says: just say i homicided you and move on
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ID: minecraft messages between fall and mis.
fall says: are you reeling me in for a gay kiss mis says: yes puckerf up fall says: okay <3 yay <3 mis says: mmkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwaaah fall says: wow what a woman
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