feedism is my roman empire

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tummy

Please, just go ahead and knock me up.... I promise I'll only get a tiny bit pregnant, so I'll stay little and cute and no one else will have to know...

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

it’s boozy and sweet and fattening. what’s not to love there

There's something so delightfully hedonistic about alcoholic ice cream to me

i love that stage where your just starting to be undeniably pregnant. the curve of all your t-shirts and the pull on the sides of the shirt, the fabric all bunched up. unconsciously rubbing your stomach thinking about the life inside you.

Getting so pregnant that you can’t function as a househusband <3

I've recently come over a "Beer or Bump" activity where people have to guess whether it's a baby belly or a food baby WHICH IMMEDIATELY took me to a thought of a person who eats so much their friend/ s/o lovingly mock them for looking pregnant

Are you comfortable doing something with this idea pretty please?

Things to do when your partner in crime is so stuffed they look pregnant:

🫴 Hold their belly from behind, either to ease the strain or just to be silly

👣 Rub their belly and tell them "I think I felt a kick!" when it gurgles under your hand

👕 Tug their shirt from the back to pull it snug over their belly and comment on how much they're showing

🎭 Encourage them to play it up by offering a kiss/rub/other reward every time somebody asks about their "pregnancy"

🍥 Jokingly tell them their belly button would probably pop out if they ate another bite

👗 Suggest that they change into maternity wear to get more comfortable

🫄 Tell them this is a good preview of how cute they're gonna look when you really get them pregnant

🍴 Pat their belly and offer them another bite, since they're clearly eating for two

🫒 Come up with different foods that would be good to name their food baby after

🫳 Offer them a soothing (steamy?) belly massage with oil and everything

repopulation fantasies are so hot for some reason. needing to breed because for whatever reason the population has been decimated, or maybe most people can't reproduce anymore. the government developing ultra strong fertility medication so you, one of the only breeders left, conceive high order multiples. more babies in a shorter time, it's just practical. the medical and sci fi elements of being given compounds that increase your milk supply, make labor safer, optimize you for having more babies in a single litter than people usually have in their whole lives. being kept in captivity and fed and observed to ensure the babies are the biggest, strongest, healthiest babies possible. god i wish that were me.jpg

every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree

he is so, so tired of aliens. do you think that bump doesn’t get in the way? do you think he doesn’t struggle just to get up and get something to drink? WHEN WILL ALIENS LEARN… THAT THEIR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Hear me out, someone who likes to tease their partner with a pregnancy kink by treating them like they're pregnant when they go out somewhere. Giving their belly extra attention, telling them to be careful in their "condition", asking if you and the baby need anything, maybe even taking them to a maternity store to "be prepared for when they start showing"

Okay yall. I want to be serious for a sec, yeah? We're all chill here. Right?

I want you to imagine for a moment that that you have a plug in your ass. Some people enjoy that, some don't. Let's say for arguments sake that you enjoy it. It's fun to have sex with it there, and its kinky to talk dirty with your partner about it. You role-play sometimes, enjoying some teasing or shame kinks, or enjoying the fluff about it. But see. This is a magic, theoretical plug in your ass, and it doesn't come out just because you want it to. Even more pressing is that it flashes bright colors. You can hide it sometimes, but more likely than not, everyone can see it.

Now it may be fun sometimes! But you have this plug in 24/7 without pause. It makes every single thing you do harder. You need to change your diet, all your habits. Driving is harder. Going to the bathroom is harder. Nothing is normal anymore. No one shames you for it, particularly, but they all treat you differently. They assume you need help even if you don't ask. Sometimes things take you longer, and people get frustrated. They look at you judgementally if you eat something you shouldn't. They treat your partner like a celebrity, because they put the plug in you, so clearly that makes them awesome. And if they do anything totally normal for your relationship, like making dinner, everyone acts like they're icons for it.

You still like having sex with the plug in. It's hot. But you can't take it out after, you still have to sleep with it in. It's uncomfortable to lay in and you wake up in the middle of the night all the time. Getting ready in the morning takes longer, and you have to spend time considering what to wear, making sure it flatters or hides the plug. Strangers on the bus know you have it in. Sometimes people you've never met before will pat your butt, thinking it's a signal they have permission to touch you because you exist.

Others ask invasive questions about it. People who also like having plugs in THEIR asses want to hear all about it. Everyone insists if you have a kink for plugs, how can it ever suck? No one wants to hear that it's uncomfortable sometimes, because that ruins the sexy parts for them. People on the internet harass you for pics of your plug. Some even ask nicely, but will get frustrated if you're not doing it right for them. They act like it's your fault. They don't care if you've got class, or that you're exhausted or having a day where you kind of hate the plug.

Not day, not weeks. You have to have that plug in for MONTHS. Things only get worse. Sometimes you're in outright pain. People still don't understand how you can enjoy butt plug sex but be uncomfortable now. Invasive questions get more common. You have lunch with your parents, and they can see the plug. It's not at all sexy to think about it like that, most of the time. It's something you have to live with.

And that, my mixes and mites, is what life is like when you're pregnant and have a preg fetish.

⚠️⚠️🚨🚨‼️‼️ DON'T FORGET TO THROW CHEESEY GARLIC BREAD INTO YOUR FEEDEE'S ENCLOSURE TODAY‼️‼️🚨🚨⚠️⚠️

update: took down all photos of myself and probably won’t upload any on here for a while. i have a thing abt privacy and when my kink brain slows down it’s like SHIT THERES PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET and it’s just not fun for me, 🙃

but i will try to do more written posts in the future!!

guess i need to buy some new shorts for summer .. ☀️☀️☀️

Eating too much when he takes me out to dinner is kind of my thing