"Now, listen- I say, listen to me when I'm talkin' to ya, girl! You're just lettin' that little ol' pint-sized beast beat the fuss outta ya like a boxin' roo! Kangaroo, that is! And now, look at ya, you're just- I say, you're just lyin' there like a dead deer carcass in the middle of the road! What happened to your fightin' spirit, young lady? Did ya lose your spark? Ya lost it! Rolled right away from ya like a dropped penny! Ya don't look like the toughest fighter to me, more like the the roughest stick-in-the-mud! Come on- I say, come on, girl! Pick yourself up, get outta there and fight like a man! Man, that is! Make your sisters proud of ya, just like how I wanted to make that hen Miss Prissy proud of me!"

With those recently-trending Foghorn Leghorn memes on Twitter, depicting him rambling in his usual speech pattern and, at times, giving advice to other fictional characters, I've decided to get in on the fun.

Cool and compact, that's what!

God help Dexter if she tries to show this dance to him...

Not feeling quite good… my nose was runny and I was sneezing often. Yes, this is for real. Bubbles saw what was going on and gave me a paper towel for me to blow my nose on. Such a nice, caring girl.

Me and Buttercup having a staring contest.

Looks like Bubbles won't be the only one screaming with terror…

Anyways, April Fools!

UPDATE (01/04/2024): Nearly forgot the knot on Bubbles' string.

Based on this drawing by Chuck Jones: https://www.barkeranimation.com/character/character-wile-e-coyote/5717-01.html

Did she really need to gloat and boast about winning this round of Uno, though?

Happy St. Patrick's Day 2024!

Per the leaked plot of Coyote vs. Acme, the film ends with Wile E. Coyote returning to the desert and reuniting with the Road Runner in a friendly manner before going back to chasing him.

Of course, I could follow the "ladies first" rule and let Buttercup put her card down first, but she wanted me to do it, so I guess I'll make an exception. Then again, she's a tomboy.

Sorry about that. I couldn't help it.

My part of an art trade with @iantheartandtapecollector.

Being the smart one, she called dibs on "Mathemagic".