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alberts-simp · 2 years
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So hand me 1l bottle of your blood and this pretty air firer is yours !!! * showing the item*
Fine.. here. -I shove the 1l bottle of my blood into your hands- don’t try to make profit off of my blood either.
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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finally… i moefied all bad breakers
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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" Are you want to buy air frier? It only cost 1 litr of your blood"
“I will always be inevitable, so losing 1 liter of blood is nothing to me! “
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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I cannot help myself, wesker was the killer, I wanted the buns and got slashed in my back. I DONT HAVE THE CHRIS COSMETIC I WANT TO CRY. maybe I would’ve had a chance :(
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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Dear diary, I was Rebecca in a trial and everyone got downed one by one, I tried saving this jake main as we both got downed by crawling on top of him but in the end he got hooked. Pyramid head went to take me to the killer shack and I WIGGLED FREE, DID THE LAST GEN AND WAS THE FINAL GIRL. Tapp however was leading the mf killer towards me most of the game. But he died <3
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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Dear diary, today I prestiged Rebecca and Leon, thinking of upgrading Cheryl and Jill to prestige next. I managed to escape off a hook and proceeded to get slashed in my ankles, I felt like a final girl for a minute.
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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Sorry y’all, sacrifices have to be made around here
Getting all my teammates killed in DBD because I’m a simp for Wekser, and refuse to run away.
Yeah, I also do this for Ghostface and Pyramid head, but who’s gonna stop me?
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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“This is truly disappointing. it is quite obvious that you don’t own an air frier, how pathetic.”
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*wesker voice*
CLEARLY.. you don’t own an air fryer.
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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So glad to hear you’re having as much fun as I am with this new pack, I can’t stop playing it.
(Sorry if I twerked on you, it was purely out of impulse)
Bruh playing as wesker is so fun, even if I get people who are toxic, even a toxic swf, I'm still having fun playing as him! And I'm slowly getting a bit better each match I play! If anyone want to request some Wesker oneshots I am open!
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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Dear diary: my twerking came in handy today, I managed to distract the killer the whole round, simply by twerking as noir Leon, one of my proudest moments yet. <3 I love legion mains
Those tips did come in handy.
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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HELP ME- so give head as Noir Leon in rpd library ✍️ noted
None of the weskers like my twerking skills. I even drop my items for them. I guess I need to get my twerking game up. They do not like Rebecca’s cheeks :(
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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None of the weskers like my twerking skills. I even drop my items for them. I guess I need to get my twerking game up. They do not like Rebecca’s cheeks :(
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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Wesker is a “call me Sir” kind of man you can’t change my mind
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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wesker in dbd is doing things to me
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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HELP ME- I AM TOO 😭
I’m just a Rebecca main trying to seduce Wesker
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
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alberts-simp · 2 years
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Don’t we all agree?
The op people are so amazing in revelations raid mode. Yes im talk to you: pee, FREDZUB, amaneko, python, golgo14,leo, GOD, q, shinobu! Kembo
I love you guys so much - Raymond
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