pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

If the only two people left on earth was me and another junkie and i was magically cured of all addictions and the other junkie asked me for the heroin, i would beat them to death with a rock and shoot it all by myself

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wtf is this new taylor swift song

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you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

This may be one of the most lame sites in all of human history

Scene study#7, by Thomas Ngan.

sometimes I feel as small as an ant

that insane girl on tumblr is definitely your soulmate btw

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

hi do u have a link or screencap of that tweet u made a hundred years ago where u said "cis women are the 'is pepsi okay?' of women" it's my favorite joke in the world and i think about it every day

Yeah lol I found it <3

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