JOHN "SOAP" MACTAVISH Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022)

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

some gaz skins i made cuz im mad activision wont give him any. they're a dark rituals one, "edgerunners" and "lucky bunny" a year of the rabbit skin lol

i'll do some more and post more details abt em later on! :3

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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laswell is a mean, stone top, butch lesbian who loves high femme, pillow princess lesbians

laswell thinks the idea of 'gold star' lesbians is stupid, especially after years of lived experience as a lesbian

laswell who had relationships with men in high school before realizing she was a lesbian in college

laswell who actually has a good relationship with her family and her parents love her wife

laswell who looks up to other masc butch lesbians like leslie fienberg and judith butler

laswell who loves iconic lesbian music like tracy chapman, melissa etheridge, ma rainey, and brandi carlisle (her younger wife likes modern lesbian/queer singers like janelle monae and boy genius which she tries to get laswell into but never works)

laswell who doesn't believe in exclusively dating other cis lesbians, she's married ofc but she's dated bi women, trans girls, etc.

this is a pro chest hair blog.

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

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[reblog to kiss op <3]

the ww3 jokes really aren't funny if you don't live anywhere in MENA or if you don't have any family there lmao like yeah ofc we'll joke cause what else is there to do but what do you have to joke about a region entering another stage of war as if it hasn't been continously going through western triggered wars and conflicts for the past decades

john “big stretch” price

simon “make it fit” riley

soap “just the tip” mactavish

kyle “give me one more” garrick