A well-deserved rest of Drift and Ratchet

I want people to know more about this, the best and most shocking fact! 😂

Nice and cute butt! (…and a sharp, cool ass too)

im so.so normal about them.very normal

im so.so normal about them.very normal

不会现在还有贱人靠辱骂 cp以及给辱骂 cp 的脑瘫点赞来证明自己cp 真吧

Reckless idiot!!

Empire of ston

Difference.

Okay okay so I saw the cat drift post and i am in LOVE with the idea that Drift sometimes has Orange Cat Behavior where he gets zoomies and HAS to do stupid shit. I can imagine that it happens randomly and it's hilarious to think about a normally level headed bot going FERAL for a red lazer pointer (courtesy of Whirl, don't ask where he got it or why).

GOD YOURE SO RIGHT this is my favourite silly drift headcanon

here are my thoughts <3

I am once again horny for robot periods

War and injuries and rations and all that probably throws everyone cycles wayyyy off

Drift waking up one day with energon running out from his panels, and after a brief moment of panic and embarrassment, he's just super pissed. It's annoying, inconvenient, his mood for the day is ruined, now he probably can't do sword practice or he'll leak-

But Ratchet, his wonderful, sexy, amazing conjunx (who he woke up with his ranting) decides to try to lift his mood. By going down on his bloody valve like a starving siphonist :3

Hnggg Ratchet eating Drift out sloppy style, licking up the energon from his messy pussy like it's a too-narrow mixing bowl and he's trying to get at the last bit of brownie batter. Drift whines and his legs kick the air where they rest over Ratchet's shoulders as he's brought to overload after overload on his tongue. Ratchet's face gets completely coated in Drift's energon and lubricant in his enthusiasm, he takes a moment to pull back and lick his lips and Drift almost overloads again from how hot the sight is

After a few hours (!? ugh, systems flush always leaves him too revved up) he falls back into recharge with Ratchet still worshipping his valve. He wakes up later, panels and berth now cleaned, to a comm from Ratchet sitting in his inbox. It says that he's told everyone Drift is feeling under the weather, so now he won't be expected back on shift for a couple of days... and once he's back from his shift in the medbay, he'd continue with their "at-home treatment"

...the amount of energon and lubricant that leaks from his oversensitive valve after he reads that line is slightly undignified. Also, he has to clean up the new mess he just made on the berth now

happy newyear！

was thinking since transformers have sparks instead of hearts it'd be cute if they used stars as iconography for love

My friend @nefariousinkblot made me a little felt tfa Ratchet. 🥰 Ty for giving Drift a husband shaped body pillow!

for the requests, anything with drift? maybe a bit of dratchet or wreckers era drift :>

Some nappy dratchet o)-(

I want to hug hf Ratty. That's it. That's the ask.

Ratty accepts your hug request and has put on his softest flannel shirt in preparation.