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AirplaNed
he/him. Writes things. Zelda, One Piece, weird Folklore
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Ranking of how good the Strawhats would be at holding a baby
Jimbe: has held many babies. Knows how to bounce and everything.
Usopp: has held babies, but he was fifteen and wasn't actually in charge of child care for more than like five minutes.
Zoro: has never held a baby. Learns fast after Jimbe explains it. Babies love Zoro.
Sanji: has never held a baby, but has seen other people hold babies. Is very jealous that Zoro's great at it and decides he will be great at it too.
Robin: has never held a baby and is pretty scared of breaking it. Uses too many hands to support it at first.
Brook: has held babies. But that was 50 years ago and he's out of practice. Also he has skeleton arms now and babies don't like that.
Franky: can hold a baby in one hand, so it's not like it's hard.
Chopper: Is not built well for holding a human baby. He sits on the ratty sofa and holds the baby in his lap like he's five-years-old while Usopp supports the baby's head.
Nami: Doesn't want to hold the baby, but will if they're being attacked and everyone else is busy. Will defend the baby with her life.
Luffy: Desperately wants to hold the baby, but no one will let him.
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Very important plot stuff happened in One Piece last week.
But which panel did my bae giggle at and scroll back to show me?
Sanji getting bitten by a horse.
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THIS IS SO RUSHED
but my hand has been cramping and im fighting art block rn so dont judge me pls
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I just want to share this YouTube comment that made me lose my mind.
This is the most hilarious and true thing I have ever seen in a YouTube comment.
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Mihawk wanted a picture to put on his mantle and Zoro and Perona were the unwilling victims || Modern!au
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Something about not knowing how to deal with your sibling's emotions
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Absolutely wild that all those old guys are like “I’ll call the National Guard in on students peacefully protesting a war,” without a certain previous time that happened crossing their minds.
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I don’t watch The Bachelor, but I do watch long-form video essays where people with white boards explain seasons of The Bachelor, and then I get AU ideas.
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I want to tell a one line joke on social media about my critique group. Instagram wants me to video myself telling the joke, then add subtitles.
I want to promote the latest episode of my podcast. “New episode is out! Listen here.” Instagram wants me to post a picture of album art with alt text, add a sticker with the download link, and then add a bunch of hashtags.
A visual medium just does not work with my text and audio based content.
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Wait! Ned's writing a new long fic?!
And it's great?! And it updates on Wednesdays?!
If there was a Me for You
One Piece. Zoro/Sanji soulmate AU, where they're terrible at being soulmates. The situation is so dramatic, and yet their arguing makes me laugh.
Apparently having access to someone's emotions for nineteen years does not prepare you for when your soulmate completely ignores you in a crowded, floating restaurant that looks like a fish.
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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Me, trying to explain Dracula Daily: So Dracula is epistolary, right?
Bae: What's that?
Me: It's written in letters.
Bae:...
Bae: Yeaaaaaah.
Bae: And words.
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