I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

u hit ur mid 20s and suddenly everyone around u starts getting married and it’s like so no one but me is committed to eating a random womans pussy in a compact anymore

‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up

all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store

meee as a beautiful whorse

sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians

For many people arrest is a tolerable consequence of protesting and direct action but it should never be a fucking goal and if an organization is trying to get you to participate in symbolic mass arrests that organization is at best wasting your time

"enshittification" we need to start saying capitalism. the products are decreasing in quality because of the profit motivated economic system folks 😩 it's a feature it came free with capitalism

Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run

I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

No one cared who I was until I put on the strap

My hands are calloused from all these posts

why hasn’t science made cigarettes that dont do anything to you. dont even need it to be healthy just make it do nothing 😡