"When the rich win, we all lose"

Pasteup spotted in Sydney, Australia

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

Sheila…

you. draw homestcuk now.

Literally no way in hell ever

Getting into an extremely popular and mainstream superhero was the best decision I've ever made because I truly get to see my guy everywhere. Just saw a batman birthday cake at the grocery store and my brain immediately got flooded by serotonin. I love it

The destruction of Gaza, by USA weapons.

reminder that digital piracy is completely and utterly morally correct. "you wouldn't download a car" yes i fucking would. goodnight.

it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

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unreachable itches? that's what friends are for

spongebob pantyshot

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

fight fight fight fight!!!