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Look up ‘guinea pig bar mitzvah’. You can thank me later. 🐹

is it abt that one article bc if so I read that on a regular basis its my favorite

Wheek wheek! Saw this guinea pig gif and thought I should send to you!

oh wow they're unsafe drivers

tbh youre one of my favorite blogs

wheek wheek!!

wheeeek wheek!! youre one of my faves too

You mentioned you needed a vegetarian matzah ball soup recipe 

Here’s my mom’s:

Carrots, onions, celery, zucchini (optional), garlic, parsnips, mushrooms, a small turnip, dill, oregano, za’atar spice

2 cartons of veggie broth, water and let it simmer for 3 hours on low.

Do you also need a matzah ball recipe?

aaaaa thank you! a matzah ball recipe would be great

are you familiar with the hebrew names of guinea pigs? if so, which name do you prefer?

no I dont know! I would love to hear abt Hebrew pig names

jumblr is disproportionately more in love with Guinea Pigs than the rest of Tumblr for one reason.

honestly im sometimes in my own little world so I have no clue if this is true or not but if it is then fuck yeah. also dont forget that jumblr loves pigs bc they're so so cool (both jewish people and guinea pigs). all I do is provide more piggies for people to enjoy

yes you get it

is that bump under your kippah a guinea pig or is your skull just shaped really weirdly

accurate guinea pig behavior

My fellow survivors during a zombie apocalypse found a large guinea pig and it was deemed the camp pet.

When the camp had an outbreak, instead of running for my life, I was desperately trying to convince the guinea pig that letting me pick it up was a much better option than getting eaten. It didn’t seem to agree. 

oh fuck ive been reading this as Christianity the 5 times I've seen this post this makes so much more sense now

Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—

guns are quite literally objects that shoot projectiles at incredibly fast speeds with a lot of force. they are not the ONLY way to kill someone or something, that should be obvious, but they are very very good at doing that. have respect for guns bc otherwise there is a high chance you will hurt yourself or someone else.

Vintage Sandylion Stickers FM173-Guinea Pigs

Wheeking! Incredible Pigs!

WIP for others: Work In Progress

WIP for me: West In Peace

me at a seder, not actually drunk at all, talking to the most beautiful man I've laid eyes on: ok so if we're theoretically talking about idea of a multiverse, then that means there's a universe in which it wasnt a plague of frogs but a plague of guinea pigs. I dont know how that would be scary maybe pharoah doesnt like chunky rodents. he seems like the type of little bitch to not like guinea pigs. anyway, if we kissed as friends i wouldn't be mad, just saying

him, staring in utter bewilderment: ?????

the best thing ever is when guinea pigs. send post fuck yeah

had a dream someone posted a picture of my dog that I'd never seen before and then tagged me in it and said "this seems like dog youd like" and I asked where they got a picture of my dog that neither I nor anyone else in my family took and they just laughed

if you say some bullshit about pesach being about "collective liberation" and "freedom for everyone across the whole world" you should be required to pay a fee to any jew whose there and cant leave so they have to listen to you as you ramble on about how pesach is "about everyone, those evil zionists are trying to make it just about jews!!"