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Dug out my old Start Collecting pack for Admech and am finally painting them, poor attention span be damned.
Saved from the pile of shame by my sudden fixation on fucked up little cyborg guys.
Featuring a currently nameless Skitarii Ranger, the Onanger Dunecrawler Disdainful Gaze, and the Tech-Priest Dominus Kytmos-8976!
#warhammer 40k#adeptus mechanicus#skitarii#observe! skit#i got this as a birthday gift when i was like. fifteen. my ass does not have the money for this hobby.
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My tax returns came in and my ability to resist the call of the admech combat patrol is rapidly degrading
#lol. lmao. can't blame you - i went into a games workshop the other day and had to physically remove myself before i made a financially#irresponsible decision#the tech-priest hindbrain is telling me my forge will decline with only ten skitarii#adeptus mechanicus#warhammer 40k
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TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.
via reddit.com
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#lancer rpg#not - by definition - a 'she/it horus girlie' but i *am* very normal about the Manticore#if you are piloting a Manticore and you are not CASTIGATING at any given moment you are a coward.#you made the conscious choice to make your mech into a self-destructive engine of hate - now go big or go home
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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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AM [I have no mouth and I must scream]
#while. on one hand i think giving AM a physical body beyond 'mountain-sized computer' somewhat detracts from the horror of the book.#this design fucks so severely that i simply do not care#cool art!
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-Voices-
A collection of portraits depicting the voices from Slay the Princess, taking inspiration from the style of the video game Disco Elysium!
The Voice of the Hero, a knight, an iconic silhouette against a luminant halo. A color palette of black, blue, and teal.
The Voice of the Hunted, a beast trying to protect its heart from danger, represented here as a crosshair.
The Voice of the Smitten, the knife wound letting loose lovely streams of swirling bodily juices into the air.
The Voice of the Cold, dark, and angular. Something completely unafraid to kill.
The Voice of the Skeptic, attempting to fly, tearing himself away from chains and what looks like his own body.
The Voice of the Paranoid, Frantic and multi-eyed, clutching at a wound.
The Voice of the Contrarian, flying in stark contrast to the others, glowing instead of secluded, a mischievous fairy or will o' the wisp, instead of a grotesque figure.
The Voice of the Broken, shattered and leaking. A humanoid figure is no longer recognizable.
The Voice of the Stubborn, Fiery eyes, and big meaty claws. The brushwork is chaotic.
The Voice of the Cheated, smoke leaking from puncture wounds still embedded within him. He's holding a cigar, too; probably where all the smoke is coming from.
The Voice of the Opportunist, carrying multiple masks on his person, and wielding a poorly concealed knife.
And finally (for now) The Long Quiet itself, the night sky, swirling sigils blurred in the dark.
#slay the princess#disco elysium#off the top of my head...#physique: stubborn/paranoid/broken#intellect: opportunist/sceptic#psyche: smitten/contrarian/hero#motorics: hunted/cold
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Working on the messenger replacemend for today's Nightmare Kart dev post!
Introducing the dream watchers! They have a big eye and cute demon wings 💙
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Okay, so, uh, bad, uh, bad news. Bad bad news, we took the kid out of the Omelas hole, yeah. And it turns out that the reason that the utopia was contingent on keeping the kid suffering in the Omelas hole, is that, well, this is pretty awkward to say out loud, but it turns out that the kid really enjoyed suffering in the hole. He specifically enjoyed suffering, in holes and only suffering in holes. Yeah it was actually secretly one of those Aesop's about how utopia will inevitably be dependent on our ability to accept and accommodate lifestyle choices we don't understand. I mean he hasn't said anything, he's clearly trying to be gracious about it, but he's trying the sailing and horseriding and all the other boilerplate utopia shit and you can tell he's kind of just going through the motions, you can tell he really wants to be back in the hole, suffering. He's really hashing the vibe and now everyone is pissed at us
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Cheerful pal from a 1960s Polish matchbox label. Source.
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as much as I love swap aus I do not think betty could take simons place in fionna and cake because she would have yoinked simon out of golb in the first place. she would probably leave finn in there and remember that she did that like a week later
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"rain is wet and therefore the navy's problem" is about the level of response I'd expect from people who thought it was a good idea to round up volunteers to carry explosives. the fact that despite this statement they are undoubtedly about to make it my problem only makes it funnier
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i still draw, somehow
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when The Character looks like this:
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Riding Immortal on the Seeking Road
Or: Seeking, an Oral History / Dying Historic on the Seeking Road / I Went North And All I Got Was This [REDACTED] / Six Years, Seven Candles / Dehumanising Myself And Facing To Bloodshed: A Memoir / I’m a Candle, And So Can You!
I did it. I went the whole way NORTH. All of it.
This has been a long, long time in coming; I started playing this game six entire years ago, in 2010, and started Seeking in mid-2012; late August, I think, though the exact date has been lost to time. I figured, as someone who’s been around for most of the history of Seeking, it’d be cool to write up an account of everything that’s happened with this weird obscure punishing side-story which attracts a far bigger crowd than anyone would ever expect. Buckle up for about four years worth of Instances and Happenstances; I can’t promise it’ll be earthshattering, but hopefully it’ll be entertaining, or at least informative. There’s even an origin story or four.
You may also enjoy NiteBrite’s autobiography from a while ago, which covers a lot of similar ground.
(This is terribly long, and Tumblr has played merry hell with the formatting. Some of my images don’t seem to want to port over, too. If you want to read the original, it’s here. The formatting’s mangled there, too, but in a way that adds character. There is also a gif of a goat getting owned, so it’s objectively superior.)
Keep reading
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