if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU

like to charge reblog to cast

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

April 1st Me: aw this booping thing is so cute i can't wait to boop everyone forever :)

April 2nd: where did my FUCKING paw go.

hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

stay dehydrated❤️ fuck therapy❤️ kill your family❤️ throw your meds down the toilet❤️ die❤️

guys i figured it out and i can't wait to max out my stats

quick hellsite how do i boop ppl

quick hellsite how do i boop ppl

guys i went to a boots store awhile ago and found some cowboy boots that i’m legitimately lusting over

guys how honest are we allowed to be abt our "hear-me-out" characters before we get punted into super hell

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

imagine how many people have been concieved and/or birthed in a parking lot

usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

emo fan, baby goth, grunge enjoyer, punk enthusiast, riot grrrl supporter, metalhead trash, indie boy loser, etc etc

anyone turned on yet ?? who want me ?!?

Am I the only one who seriously can't pick an aesthetic, so I just decide to be every single alternative subculture I can think of?

I want to be a vampire so goddamn bad. same as how i wanna be a zombie. or a ghost. or mothman. or whatever allows me to be asexual and people be ok with it because it makes sense.

yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I'm not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about "trailer trash" and our accents and our hobbies!

do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn't born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won't protect me in a bad enough storm?

do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say "well just move out" instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?

do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because "they're all hicks anyways"

Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.