adventures-of-my-sleepy-wife
Adventures of my sleepy wife
Various quotes, stories, and things my wife has hilariously done in her sleep.
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Wife: *cuddled against my side sound asleep* "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear... brother..."
#3am#shitmywifesays#sleeptalking#sleepy#iwasalmostasleep#hisbirthdayisinjuly#scaredthemessouttame#singing#creepysleepywife
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Forgiveness by Slypunk1712 in colored pencil.
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*keep in mind we were awake at the beginning of this conversation, then she started to fall asleep*
Wife: "pressure hurts me..."
Me: *pulls hand away to scratch nose*
Wife: "you don't gotta..." (I assume she fell asleep here)
Me: "oh I was just..."
Wife: "Googling my symptoms?"
Me: (sarcastically) "yes it's cancer..."
Wife: "really, I thought it was alcohol poisoning!"
Me: "are you awake right now?"
Wife: "steeevvee..."
She then woke up and told me about how she fell asleep mid sentence and how she was dreaming about how captain America (steeevvee) had to come rescue our drunk selves from a super market....
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Wife: *rolls over* mm only good things babe!
Me: yeah? About what?
Wife: .... I don't know? Something I said?
Me: *shakes head*
Wife: something I dreamt?
Me: probably...
Wife: oh, *snores*
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*rolls over to cuddle*
"Mmm 10/10 Goldblums!"
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Me: *turns off TV after wife fell asleep*
Wife: Sorry babe, we can play more later...
Me: What?! We weren't even playing anything!
Wife: huh? Well... uh, guess that means I win! *giggles then snores*
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Wife: *points at the door* that makes five...
Me: Wait, five what?!
Wife: *snores*
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Wife: *rolls over* And how many cupcakes is that? Whoa!
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Wife: What are you making that face for?
Me: What? What face?
Wife: At those kids, duh!
Me: it's 2:30 in the morning and it's dark af in here, you can't see my face...
Wife: Oh, I was dreaming. *snores*
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I created this page to share the hilarious things my wife has done/said in her sleep, hope you enjoy!
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