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Admiral Ampersand
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self-recognition through the other (concerned)
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cannot stress enough that the clown action comic is genuinely cool
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GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.
GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.
GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
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#the acrobatic fucking piouette off the handle is iconic man#that's one of the best lines in the whole thing
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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
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i cant fucking think straight because of this stupid meme i go grab a snack and sigh "hungrypilled foodmaxxer" to myself its ruining me
#i dont' think i've ever seen a meme coming like this#like i saw the og and i was like#oh no#this has the power to influence the cultural zeitgeist
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hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?
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#end of ze world is a cultural icon#arguably charlie the unicorn and badger badger/all of Weebl's stuff are more so#but nothing seared itself into our brain quite as heavily imo than end of ze world
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this is literally one of the most oddly perfect combinations of things I've ever seen I don't know why
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