People with ADHD on their way to down 4 cups of coffee, 3 energy drinks, an ice tea, a soda, a spoonful of cocaine and 8 Pervitin pills to create the Magic Concoction™ (it will help them do their 12th missed assignment):

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

ADHD move of the day:

It's 1:30am, but instead of sleeping i just taught myself binary code...

Signs of Sensory Overload

Feeling a wave of fatigue come over you

Feeling wound up and stimming

A sense of panic or desire to escape

Urge to block incoming sensory signals (cover eye or ears)

Extreme irritability

Restlessness and discomfort

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Sensory Overload

Ngl, I lowkey forgot this blog existed

the pain of having ADHD/autism is wanting to happily indulge in whatever you’re hyperfixating on and like. Tell everyone ever about it. but that Rejection Sensitive Fear™️ says “wtf lol don’t do that what if everyone thinks you’re weird”

i don’t think y’all without adhd/autism understand how insanely fucking hard it is to do ANYTHING with executive dysfunction. i have to pace for at least 10 minutes before i can go to the bathroom and before that i have to spend an hour mentally preparing myself and telling myself to get up so that i can pace to mentally prepare myself further. it’s exhausting

Does anyone else get stuck on the toilet for like 5 years cuz you can't move or is that just me

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Do you ever think about how many ADHD symptoms are just incompatible with themselves?

I love to ramble about topics but I get annoyed if someone doesn't get to the point/ can't read huge chunks of texts.

I get too excited and loud when happy but can't deal with loud noises/sensory overload.

I can't socialize too much and forget to answer friends' messages but also get upset and think they hate me when someone doesn't reply for too long.

What a clusterfuck of a disorder!

OR you are hyperfixated on aspects of your work so you put in 150% of the effort, carry the entire team and when you are completely burn out and actually giving 10% because you've got nothing left. They still want 150% from you and expect nothing more from anyone else....

Remembering that time I couldn’t focus on my gcse exam bc there was a butterfly in the exam hall. I had to get a teacher to catch it & release bc I was fighting every urge to do it myself but if I got up I’d be disqualified.

Me: Why can't I make myself just do things?

Also me: Because you have ADHD.

Me: Yeah I know, but WHY can't I just make myself do things?

Also me: Because you have ADHD.

Me: Yeah but WHY--

Also me: Because. You. Have. ADHD.

Me: But I need to do things! I WANT to do them! And I'm still not doing them!

Also: Yeah that's what ADHD is. And you have it.

Me: But--

Also me: Oh, shut up.

sometimes i think ADHD doesn't affect my ability to complete basic tasks *that* badly, and then i remember that i got back from work at 6pm and wanted to take a "little break" because i was running on my second night of 4 hours of sleep in a row, sat on my bed (still in my work clothes) til 11pm reading a 130k long fanfic i didn't even enjoy from start to finish and was an hour late taking my dexamfetamine, finally went to my computer to do some work before my last dose ran out, flipped between tumblr and youtube until some time after 1am with a dinner break at midnight, got a grand total of 2 sentences of my assignment written but at least submitted the one i finished working on 3 weeks ago, got into the shower at about 2am, went on my phone again while i was brushing my teeth, and have now been standing here with hamster cheeks for half an hour while i tit about writing a needlessly detailled vent post because my mouth is still full of toothpaste that's burning my tongue because i'm mildly allergic to it.

and i need to get up for work in 6 hours.

ADHD bored is literally the worst bored you could ever be bored with boring

fuck! im bored! D: