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do you like eve?
Pftttt-whattt are you talking about nope not at all never in my life—whos Eve anyway? Never heard of her. Ahahahahaa......
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Look, they didn't specify where exactly to use the fireworks so we're technically in the right here
Happy lonely day Valentines day!
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How does it feel to have no memory?
I dunno, I forgot
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According to Kendra, "Just fuck me up" is an 'inappropriate' response to the Olive Garden waiter asking me how much cheese I would like.
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Lmao
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I went to the beach! :>
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Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
B o t h
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And?
Best way to kill someone ? (Asking for a friend)
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You shouldn't kill people in the first place but I wont judge
Best way to kill someone ? (Asking for a friend)
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The best movie is obviously Aladdin guys. Smh
Me and Ken have been arguing for an hour over what’s the best Disney movie ever, it’s the lion king right ?
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Dude you'd probably get injured lmao
The hospital bills are on you
Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
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You have no solid proof it was me, specifically.
SETH SORENSON I KNOW YOU TOOK MY SWORD UNDER MY BED
YOU BETTER GIVE ME BACK THIS THING BEFORE I FIND YOU
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Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
B o t h
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How many cheetos can you fit in a piñata? Askin for a friend
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:)
Awhile ago I T-posed in the living room to mess with Kendra and then when warren joined me she had a straight up mental breakdown.
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Awhile ago I T-posed in the living room to mess with Kendra and then when warren joined me she had a straight up mental breakdown.
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I paid Warren five bucks to jump out the 3rd story window. The madlad did it without hesitation. I may be five dollars poorer but it was so worth it.
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Thats it. Thats the post.
Reasons I like dogs:
Bork
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