academicgangster
Strategic Ducky Deployment
Would you still love me if I were a C130 Hercules?
Cain. Lover, fighter, writer. Forever falling into the nichest of rabbit holes.
My name is a reference to the Jason Bourne books.
WILL spam your feed with Britney Spears and Tommy Lee Jones. I like big planes and I cannot lie. No, bigger. Bigger than that. | simplecoffee @ Ao3 | THIS BLOG IS OCCASIONALLY NSFW
50918 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
sparrowwings-trash-backyard
cheating on the Bechdel test
broodingmuscle
Broodingmuscle's stories
illlogicals
◜◦ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐚 ╱ * 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 !
hellfxres
stoℜm with skin
Text
🦔
This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
111K notes
·
View notes
Text
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Elsbeth (s1, 2024)
43 notes
·
View notes
Text
Stills from episode 105 of Elsbeth (2024) on CBS
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
ELSBETH - 1x04
105 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.
#excellent post#also can verify denim#there's a tag for it on this blog for a reason#blue denim daydreams#also also i see the sneakers reference
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Your (second) daily Mario gif.
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
580 notes
·
View notes
Text
I love the
“It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out” meme
Because it is in itself an older meme, sir.
But it checks out.
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
JANELLE MONÁE photographed by MASON ROSE (Halloween 2023)
33K notes
·
View notes