“No. No doors- what is with you people and eating inanimate objects?!”
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
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If I had a nickle for the amount of phone guys I've seen that eat weird normally unedited stuff I'd have two nickels which is not much but weird it happened twice
“You and me both…”
“This is getting out of hand…”
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Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
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Has one of you heard of the phoneguy who eats doors?
“Im sorry, the what now?”
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Gary is it true you watch Arlo sleep?
“DRAT! WE’VE BEEN CAUGHT! SCATTER, BOYS!”
Suddenly, Gary falls over onto his face, and instead of getting up, it is revealed that, this entire time, he’s been a bunch of kittens in a trechcoat piloting a phone-guy-like costume.
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GARY DO YOU READ WARRIOR CATS. others can also answer i guess
“YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE WARRIOR CATS.”
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“Oh my goodness… you captured my visage so perfectly… i’m going to have to hang this up above my desk!”
“Its as if i’m staring into a mirror!”
A
Ascend 👍
Idk what the fuck to tag this so let's see what I know⁉️⁉️⁉️
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Arlo, What are your opinions on Gary?
“He… he sure is gary. I’m pretty sure he watches me sleep.”
“Eugh…. Gives me the heebie jeebies”
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i wanna give gary a bag of catnip and see what happens
“MDHSUBSGSBSSHDNDBDGRGRGRGEGSGG“
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*boops docs nose and squeezes a clown horn in other hand*
HONK HONK a very boopable nose thank you mr. kangaroo doc person!
also doc can you give gary a hug? he deserves one
“Okay. No more booping.”
“And, as much as I like Gary, I will not be hugging him.”
“He’s just so…”
“no.”
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i wanna give gary a bag of catnip and see what happens
“MDHSUBSGSBSSHDNDBDGRGRGRGEGSGG“
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CAN I BOOP DOC ON THE SNOOT?
“Oh, now whats this?”
“I didn’t quite expect recognition… especially with Arlo running the show.”
“But… you wanted to… ‘boop my snoot’ you said?”
”hm….”
“Well, I suppose there’s no harm in one measly ‘boop’”
You have been given permission to boop doc’s snoot. Do not squander it. They don’t do this often.
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I think we should all give arlo a little kissy on the forehead (phonehead?)
“Dmndjsnsgsjsnshsjsnsyxjdjshdymdjsndjs”
“JSHSUSNGHSNSHS”
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arlo if you think sliverjacks weird you haven't even began to see the other walruses there ... or the roomba's like roomba breadbear that one gives me nightmares
but anyway question for you! what's your daily routine like?
Wake up
2. Talk to doc
3. Learn of the horrors that are being enacted right in front of my own very eyes and be powerless to do anything, lest I join the victims in their terrible fate.
4. Eat lunch!
5. Fend myself off from the wrath of gary
6. Sleep! The beasts of the night cannot get me if i’m not awake!
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gary
did you know that Garfield is a valid warrior cats name
gary
dramatic gasp
“MY WARRIORS OC IS CANON!”
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would you smooch a ghost?
“Ehehehehee,,, would I?”
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“WHAT THE HELL-“
Hey Charlie, what do you think of that Arlo guy? Personally, I think he’s up to something >:/
"arlo seems... alright though i never have met anyone who goes all out on the fact their restaurant is illegal thats just asking to be shut down"
"i've said in the past mine is also that but i don't make it my whole theme"
"i am keeping a close eye on him and his restaurant i am making sure NO ONE dies"
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