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Welcome to Candy's Burgers and Fries! The food here is illegal!
Blog on hiatus due to lack of interest //Welcome to the new and impoved (and totally real and legal) Candy's location! nothing suspicious going on here! this location is run by a strange aircraft-themed phone man named arlo (model 64-200-F9), and an unknown "tumblr sexyman" (blog is heavily inspired by @/welcome-to-roomba-fazbender! DSAF is by Directdogman, FNAF is by Scott Cawthon, and FNAC is by Emil Macko! Blog is run by @/Bugtoast)
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“No. No doors- what is with you people and eating inanimate objects?!”
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#benjamin the phone guy#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#arlo model number 64 200 f9#arlo the phone guy
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If I had a nickle for the amount of phone guys I've seen that eat weird normally unedited stuff I'd have two nickels which is not much but weird it happened twice
“You and me both…”
“This is getting out of hand…”
#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#arlo the phone guy#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#arlo model number 64 200 f9
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Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#arlo the phone guy#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#arlo model number 64 200 f9#benjamin the phone guy
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Has one of you heard of the phoneguy who eats doors?
“Im sorry, the what now?”
#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#arlo the phone guy#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#arlo model number 64 200 f9
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Gary is it true you watch Arlo sleep?
“DRAT! WE’VE BEEN CAUGHT! SCATTER, BOYS!”
Suddenly, Gary falls over onto his face, and instead of getting up, it is revealed that, this entire time, he’s been a bunch of kittens in a trechcoat piloting a phone-guy-like costume.
#YES THIS IS CANON NOW#HE IS JUST A BUNCH OF CATS IN A TRENCH COAT#they are a hivemind#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#gary the garfeild phone#gary the phone guy#Gary the hivemind
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GARY DO YOU READ WARRIOR CATS. others can also answer i guess
“YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE WARRIOR CATS.”
#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#gary the garfeild phone#gary the phone guy
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“Oh my goodness… you captured my visage so perfectly… i’m going to have to hang this up above my desk!”
“Its as if i’m staring into a mirror!”
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Ascend 👍
Idk what the fuck to tag this so let's see what I know⁉️⁉️⁉️
#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#arlo the phone guy#arlo model number 64 200 f9#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#OP I AM#I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH /POS#i love this omfg#Im shoving this art into my mouth rn /pos#Fanart my beloved#Fanart for Arlo!#Reblog
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Arlo, What are your opinions on Gary?
“He… he sure is gary. I’m pretty sure he watches me sleep.”
“Eugh…. Gives me the heebie jeebies”
#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#arlo the phone guy#arlo model number 64 200 f9#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#gary the garfeild phone#gary the phone guy
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i wanna give gary a bag of catnip and see what happens
“MDHSUBSGSBSSHDNDBDGRGRGRGEGSGG“
#just HAD to add this on#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#gary the garfeild phone#gary the phone guy#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#arlo the phone guy
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*boops docs nose and squeezes a clown horn in other hand*
HONK HONK a very boopable nose thank you mr. kangaroo doc person!
also doc can you give gary a hug? he deserves one
“Okay. No more booping.”
“And, as much as I like Gary, I will not be hugging him.”
“He’s just so…”
“no.”
#Doc the mysterious manager#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf
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i wanna give gary a bag of catnip and see what happens
“MDHSUBSGSBSSHDNDBDGRGRGRGEGSGG“
#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#gary the garfeild phone#gary the phone guy
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CAN I BOOP DOC ON THE SNOOT?
“Oh, now whats this?”
“I didn’t quite expect recognition… especially with Arlo running the show.”
“But… you wanted to… ‘boop my snoot’ you said?”
”hm….”
“Well, I suppose there’s no harm in one measly ‘boop’”
You have been given permission to boop doc’s snoot. Do not squander it. They don’t do this often.
#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#Doc the mysterious manager
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I think we should all give arlo a little kissy on the forehead (phonehead?)
“Dmndjsnsgsjsnshsjsnsyxjdjshdymdjsndjs”
“JSHSUSNGHSNSHS”
#he is not good with compliments / affection#He appreciates it though#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#arlo the phone guy#arlo model number 64 200 f9#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy
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arlo if you think sliverjacks weird you haven't even began to see the other walruses there ... or the roomba's like roomba breadbear that one gives me nightmares
but anyway question for you! what's your daily routine like?
Wake up
2. Talk to doc
3. Learn of the horrors that are being enacted right in front of my own very eyes and be powerless to do anything, lest I join the victims in their terrible fate.
4. Eat lunch!
5. Fend myself off from the wrath of gary
6. Sleep! The beasts of the night cannot get me if i’m not awake!
#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#arlo the phone guy#gary the garfeild phone#arlo model number 64 200 f9#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#Gary the phone guy
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gary
did you know that Garfield is a valid warrior cats name
gary
dramatic gasp
“MY WARRIORS OC IS CANON!”
#dayshift at freddy's#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#dsaf#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#gary the garfeild phone#gary the phone guy
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would you smooch a ghost?
“Ehehehehee,,, would I?”
#He would#he absolutely would#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf#arlo the phone guy#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#also im doing custom expressions for arlo now#why? cause I said so
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“WHAT THE HELL-“
Hey Charlie, what do you think of that Arlo guy? Personally, I think he’s up to something >:/
"arlo seems... alright though i never have met anyone who goes all out on the fact their restaurant is illegal thats just asking to be shut down"
"i've said in the past mine is also that but i don't make it my whole theme"
"i am keeping a close eye on him and his restaurant i am making sure NO ONE dies"
#i couldn’t find the right pose so i had to draw it#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy#arlo the aerodynamic phone guy#arlo the phone guy#(legit) candy's burgers and fries#(legit) candy’s whoppers and chips
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