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absollnk · 19 days
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go fortnite rat go!
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absollnk · 1 month
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what the fuuuuckkkk
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absollnk · 1 month
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my favorite “bad” lgbt rep:
bob from bob’s burgers
whatever the fuck is going on in it’s always sunny in philidelphia
those characters in classic lit that are gay but they aren’t but they are gay no they aren’t yes🙈
my lesbian OCs from when i was 12
like me as a living person
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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online
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had a dream last night that terraria added a new boss called the big bigger big man that was a giant, bipedal isopod in a suit and sunglasses that was like. Super good for farming money, and once you reached literally, exactly 99, 999, 999, 999, 991 gold coins from afk farming him, he'd say something along the lines of
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and then enough stacks of gold coins to fill the screen would spawn, and you could never spawn him again. He spoke in a heavy russian accent too. Nobody knew why he called the player babababa. After this you would get an achievement congratulating your gay marriage with big bigger big man.
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absollnk · 1 month
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had a dream last night that terraria added a new boss called the big bigger big man that was a giant, bipedal isopod in a suit and sunglasses that was like. Super good for farming money, and once you reached literally, exactly 99, 999, 999, 999, 991 gold coins from afk farming him, he'd say something along the lines of
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and then enough stacks of gold coins to fill the screen would spawn, and you could never spawn him again. He spoke in a heavy russian accent too. Nobody knew why he called the player babababa. After this you would get an achievement congratulating your gay marriage with big bigger big man.
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Customer: NICKNAME: PRONOUNCED ARRON DMV: THREATENING (NAME ISNT AARON) Verdict: ACCEPTED
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tumvlr the only website that has me doubting shit like i was about to post 'trolls three movie was funny' and then i was like waiiittt what if the trolls did something problematic. punchingg mirror what is wrong WITH YOU
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absollnk · 2 months
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international man of food
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absollnk · 3 months
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youtube
vtubing was invented by the french in 1984
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absollnk · 3 months
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absollnk · 3 months
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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
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absollnk · 3 months
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I feel so angry, scared, and powerless right now. I hate living in a country that actively supports genocide, I hate how many companies actively support genocide. And I hate how difficult it is to find reliable sources of information about what's going on.
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absollnk · 3 months
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