I think the “can trans men say tranny” discourse is so funny because like what am I mean to say to transphobes who call me tranny. Am I meant to go “erm actually I’m a trans man! Not a trans women - and only trans women get called tranny. Please call me faggot instead.”

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “be the cowboy” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming

my buddy mitski pacing: nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody oooh

“the problem is its never gonna be what all the fans want” imo the problem is the majority of fans have bad fucking taste like. if you write a story with the intent to keep editing it in line with what fans want you’re gonna end up with a shitty story. obviously you can take in criticism from early access but once you publish the thing you shouldn’t constantly be retconning characterization wtf. good god

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

mutuals that I'd like to go on a walk with on warm spring days

Does anyone feel like sipping my vial of green goo. I promise it won't transform you into something your not

strawberry swiss snail 🍓

I don't know what tenth circle of hell my YouTube algorithm fell into, but I really wish it would stop showing me videos of 5 a.m. morning writing routines.

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

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Two good old boys

Behind the wheel

CHASING DOWN BAD GUYS IN LUCILLE