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abbyandhanako · 1 hour
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Here is Leopold, Eva’s brother who is very agitated when mistaken for Hugh, his third cousin.
Needless to say, it sets a target on his back for Neo Plasma grunts.
“My name is NOT Hugh!” - Leopold.
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abbyandhanako · 10 hours
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“Looker did plans to have Mark returned to his family, but Yong-il and his family fucked that up by raiding the Old Plasma Safehouse to get him back, which caused Looker to cancel any plan of having Mark returned.
Lord Ghetsis made it extremely clear that he does not want Mark taken out of the Plasma Frigate, eventually Looker just gave up trying to ‘rescue’ Mark.
Lady Eun-min even threatened to sue Interpol if they ever went through with taking Mark.
Basically Looker gave up trying and made it clear to Mark’s family if they ever came to him asking to return Mark, they’ll be turned away at the door, no questions asked.” - T.K.
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abbyandhanako · 1 day
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You Waited Five Fucking Years For This: The Motion Picture
‘You Waited Five Fucking Years For This’ is the recording (called the world’s greatest Team Plasma comedy film) for the day that Hugh and Nate raided the Plasma Frigate.
It lasted over an hour and a half and was centered around the name Plasma grunts had given to Hugh, an annoying and reckless kid who won’t shut the fuck up about his sister’s Purrloin.
Plot
The recording’s footage starts with Hugh and Nate battling Neo Team Plasma until Zinzolin, One of the sages referred Hugh as the crude nickname ‘Angry Qwilfish Motherfucker’, a term coined by the grunts of Neo Team Plasma.
The accidental nickname caused almost everyone except Zinzolin and the Shadow Triad to burst into laughter, before you all ash, yes, Lord Ghetsis was fucking laughing aswell and it was a relief to the grunts strangely enough.
Despite Zinzolin’s frantic attempt to correct himself amid the snickering grunts, it ended up failing and turned the entire battle into a huge, hilarious clusterfuck.
Ghetsis ran out of his office to laugh in a bathroom, most of the grunts and personnel were dying from laughter, including a certain younger sister of said ‘Angry Qwilfish Motherfucker’.
And then Abby, who actually knows this annoying little bastard commented: “Awww, he remembers your nickname!” only to be told by Hugh to ‘shut the fuck up’
And it may of embarrassed Hugh even further when Nate started laughing hard at this almighty nickname clusterfuck,
After a few minutes, Ghetsis and Mark, the Old Plasma grunt soon left the bathroom, the latter had been crying in the bathroom earlier, then both burst into laughter again
This scene caused Abby to point and then playfully pat Ghetsis on the shoulder commenting that her ‘grouchy boss is laughing’, Ghetsis and Mark were laughing too hard to notice
Unfortunately calming down was futile because of the hilarity of the nickname and Ghetsis and Mark laughed even harder
Surrounding grunts were ‘aww’d by the sight of their boss who is likely the grumpiest man in Unova and Team Plasma laughing and smiling for once and how precious Mark is when he’s laughing because he cries so much it would put a water fountain out of business
And here is the movie’s all star quote and tagline:
“WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OLD PLASMA GRUNT COME FROM?!”
Hugh who started to become even whinier demanded Ghetsis to answer him.
Eventually the two bastards left because of the humiliation, also Hugh’s little sister, Hana or 627-2 heard the whole fucking thing, DOUBLE POINTS!
Enjoy an hour and a half of the funniest comedy movie in Team Plasma
Cast
Grunt 027 - Aldith
Grunt 011 - Barret
Annoying little shit 1 and intruder - Nate
Annoying little shit 2 and Angry Qwilfish Motherfucker - Hugh
Grunt 196, the Old Plasma Grunt - Mark
The Boss of Neo Plasma - Ghetsis
The Sage who started it all - Zinzolin
The Dark Scientist and me - Colress
Angry Qwilfish Motherfucker’s Little Sister or 627-2 - Hanako
Grunt 158, That guy who got punched by the Angry Qwilfish Motherfucker - T.K
Grunt 627, Dr. Death and 627-2’s babysitter for some weird reason - Abby
And the rest!
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abbyandhanako · 3 days
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HC:
Leopold gets mistaken for Hugh a lot by Neo Team Plasma grunts, It annoys him and Eva to no end.
Eva even has to protect him from the more violent grunts.
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abbyandhanako · 3 days
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Muses as YouTubers:
Mark and Eun-min: Much like social media, they both stay the hell away from having a YouTube account, Mark if recording his Eeveelutions uses fake names and keeps a degree of anonymity to keep his father and bounty hunters off his trail
Hana: She posts videos of Frieden doing adorable things and Wesker singing obnoxiously
Abby: She would likely post her reacting to medical scenes in movies, video games and TV shows.
T.K.: He would be a tech YouTuber that reviews consoles, phones, tablets and sometimes make up tutorials.
Eva: She would discuss the most damaging game-breaking bugs such as the ZZAZZ glitch from the Gen 1 games and the Castle Crush glitch in Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong’s Quest aswell as TF2 videos, she even experiments with cheat devices, she even posts a warning before the start of every game-breaking bug videos: “Die folgenden spielzerstörenden Störungen, die Sie gleich sehen werden, werden von ausgebildeten Profis verursacht. Versuchen Sie dies NICHT zu Hause.” (The following game-breaking glitches you are about to see are done by trained professionals. Do NOT try this at home.)
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abbyandhanako · 6 days
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HC:
Eva’s poor Unovan Galarian speaking and writing skills were not helped by her preference of setting her Rotom Phone to German and her use of German-language literature despite her speaking English near fluently.
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abbyandhanako · 6 days
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Hanako’s dream log: Hostility
The Pokémon that had been taken by Team Plasma now react violently to Donna and Cletus’ presence, even being scratched, bitten or even had been attacked.
They’re really angry at what they did to Eievui, I know deep down that these Pokémon, including Wesker have no love for where they are now and Team Plasma since they had likely been taken from people like myself in guise of ‘saving them’ from trainers.
From what I have known, Eievui was a caretaker for the liberated Pokémon and they seemed to like him, which helped their circumstances but wouldn’t heal from their kidnapping, Him almost dying made those Pokémon HATE those two.
Hated by Zorua and Sazandora, hated by their fellow grunts with only a few begrudgingly tolerating them and the Pokémon taken hating them.
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abbyandhanako · 6 days
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“Mark actually treated Pokémon liberated by Team Plasma fairly well, even those that were forcefully stolen from their trainers like Wesker and Pīupīu, even hugging the latter as if to reassure her it isn’t her fault at all.
He spent a lot of time taking care of the Pokémon and being very patient with them, so a lot of Pokémon that had been returned to their trainers or still in care of Old Plasma had no resentment towards Mark at all.
Mark spent a lot of time in N’s Castle being around the Pokémon more than the grunts other than when he was with the sages including Lord Ghetsis.
And after the incident with Donna and Cletus, they couldn’t be around any of the liberated Pokémon without being attacked because like most of Team Plasma, they were absolutely disgusted at what they did.” - Abby
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abbyandhanako · 7 days
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“Iron Bird of Fortune Eveline “Eva” Krause wants to battle!”
Here is Eva preparing for battle, She is holding Alptraum’s Poké Ball which is a Dusk Ball BTW.
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abbyandhanako · 7 days
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HC:
Frieden’s speech when understood mostly comprises of the words “Huggies”, “Uppies”, “Zoomies”, “Uncas” and “Papa”, It is compared basically to toddler speak.
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abbyandhanako · 8 days
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HC:
Leopold has two children from his wife, Maria.
A boy named Todd who is 5 that Eva nicknames Toto and a girl named Klara who is 4.
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abbyandhanako · 11 days
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“Mi-hee had a diary before she passed away, she wrote multiple entries.
She knew her father wanted a boy and refused to spend time with her, she wrote this entry when she was 6, a year before she died:
‘To my potential little brother if Eomma wants another baby.
I’m sorry if you get favored over me, If you get everything to me like a Pokémon, an internship with Professor Cedric Juniper and off on your journey while I get treated like a burden and likely kicked out of the house after I turn 18 and being told that you are his only heir.
Please don’t grow up to be like dad….
Mi-hee.’
I sobbed reading that, I assumed Mi-hee would see me like a replacement child concieved two years to get back at her and my mom for not giving my dad a son but she doesn’t, even after she died…” - Mark
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abbyandhanako · 14 days
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Lady Choi Eun-min in Ghetsis’ jacket.
“Can I have that back now?” - Ghetsis
“아니요. (No.)” - Eun-min.
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abbyandhanako · 15 days
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“One codeword system related to Hana’s humming was a system where Hana could insult a grunt she was annoyed with without them or even other grunts knowing by humming Papa Roach songs and if Lord Ghetsis is in the infirmary at the same time, he will actually start to sing along to it.
It’s not every grunt as Hana can have pleasant interactions and it’s only grunts she’s annoyed with or actually managed to piss her off.
From what I’ve known:
Kill the Noise meant that the person doesn’t know when to shut up and they are such a bore.
Hollywood Whore meant that the person is a complete bitch that acts like they’re a king/queen.
Getting Away With Murder meant the person was annoyingly pretentious.
She Loves Me Not straight up means “bastard/bitch”
Blood Brothers meant that this person likely not going to survive in the real world, in the context of: “Eventually, this person gave up trying and is more than likely to settle as a fanatic follower to a man that doesn’t even like them or even settle down as a trophy wife/husband outside Team Plasma”.
Broken Home meant the person was extremely negative, the only reason they show up to the infirmary or even the frigate at all is to interact with personnel or fellow grunts and make it clear to anyone who makes them feel insecure know that they’re trash.
I Almost Told You That I Loved You meant the person is so eager to please Lord Ghetsis, Sage Zinzolin and/or Doctor Colress to the point they don’t care about a damn thing other than that, even if either of them cannot stand them.
Burn meant this person is a ‘Arceus-damn monster’…
So yeah, It sort of caused a hum/sing duet to become extremely hilarious….” - Abby
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abbyandhanako · 16 days
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Hidden Power of Four Zero IV Syndrome
The most unusual thing with Four Zero IV Syndrome is that those with the condition is that they have the Fighting Hidden Power with a power of 30-31 due to having four IVs that are even numbers, which is impossible for most legendary Pokémon, especially those found from Ultra Space, portals from Hoenn, Dynamax Adventures, Ultra Beasts also cannot have this either because they mostly have three or more 31 IVs.
Pokémon caught in Ramanas Park also have three guaranteed IVs so they cannot have the Fighting Hidden Power.
This is also the case for Legendary Pokémon from Kalos such as Xerneas, Yveltal and Zygarde aswell as the the case of a Mewtwo.
However, Legendaries that could be found using Snacksworth snacks in Paldea had randomized IVs like most wild Pokémon, This can allow them to have the Fighting Hidden Power but the Treasue of Ruin and the Loyal Three plus Pecharunt and Ogerpon have the 3 or more 31 IVs so they cannot have the Fighting Hidden Power.”
- Eveline “Eva” Krause.
Four Zero IV Syndrome/Vier-Null-Krankheit
The Four Zero IV Syndrome/Vier-Null-Krankheit or The 4-0’s is a rare genetic disorder afflicting a small amount of Pokémon, the only known species of Pokémon that were affected was a Raikou, Suicune and Entei found in Kanto, earlier Latias and Latios found in Hoenn.
In healthy individuals, the IVs range from 0 to 31 and tend to be randomized, in cases like Vier-Null-Krankheit, for some unknown reason or a faulty gene, the HP IV is normal, the Attack IV only goes up to 7 and the other four IVs are at 0, where the name comes from
It is named for the effect of four of the six IVs remaining at zero, the first IV which corresponds to HP is completely unaffected while a side effect causes the Attack IV to remain at 7 or lower.
Other species of Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Latias and Latios don’t have this condition, later generations Latias and Latios from Hoenn do not have this disorder as when I tested a trainer’s Suicune caught from Dynamax Adventures
The disorder does not affect the physical health of the Pokémon as they can fight normally albeit weaker due to the fault with the IVs aside from HP.
The five I befriended that I tested this revealed:
Flammen (Entei): 8-7-0-0-0-0
Wasser (Suicune): 25-5-0-0-0-0
Blitz (Raikou): 3-2-0-0-0-0
Sommernschein (Latias): 1-4-0-0-0-0
Mondlicht (Latios): 31-0-0-0-0-0
Their blood came back healthy and all five are in good health so far, other DNA tests show that they aren’t any different from any other Legendary Beasts or Eon Duo.
- Eva ‘Eveline’ Krause.
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abbyandhanako · 18 days
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OOC//:
Eva befriending an Entei, Raikou, Suicune, Latias and Latios that had poor IVs due to a genetic disorder was from a glitch in Pokémon Gen 3 (minus Emerald, where it was corrected),
This glitch is known as the Roaming Pokémon IV glitch.
Due to a programming error, the IVs of a Roaming Legendary in FRLG and RS had only 8 bits taken into account instead of 32.
The HP IV was completely unaffected, The Attack IV would only go up to 7, and the rest of their IVs would remain at 0.
I sort of based this character trait over me cherishing my Suicune who had this error, even capturing and transferring a Raikou and Entei so she wouldn’t be left alone and that she would never be alone, aswell as it isn’t her fault.
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abbyandhanako · 19 days
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“My brother taught me that, You cannot expect other people to fight your battle for you, You have to fight along with everybody else, He actually came up with the ‘Major General of the Army’ insult.
He and me consider those people lazy freeloaders who are too much of a damn coward to fight against their enemies so they sit back and watch as others fight to survive.
People like that don’t deserve the same respect as others who fight hard against their enemies together…” - Eva
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