this is so me when i used to purposely set piles of hand sanitizer on fire in my room to see it burn

I LOVE FIRE!!!

I LOVE LOOKING AT FIRE!!!!!!

I LOVE FIDGETING WITH LIGHTERS AND I LOVE WATCHING CANDLE WICKS SLOWLY BURN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

nico doodles … percy keeps showing him memes on one of the computers at the library on e 96th st

not to get explicit or anything but i like when boys kiss eachother

“im begging on my hands and knees” is such a sexually charged statement at literally every angle. you dont have to do all that

[rotten hand thrusts blindly out of the dirt] we - [head and shoulders emerge heaving from the soil] - are so - [claws and squirms to free more of my body from the clutches of the grave] - fucking - [staggers to my feet] - back [coughs up a clump of dirt]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

i dont think my heart can take this

IT’S CONFIRMED! NICOOOOOOOO

this is comedy gold.

they call me "mr. bad at explaining" because well. um. uhh. actually nevermind

crimes are always okay if its percy doing it

I am so happy that Percy is a criminal in live action as well. Does it serve anything to the plot? Doubtful. It does, however, serve in building Percy's reputation as a goddamn MENACE and I'm here for it

I dont think i can go on anymore.

this sounds like it could be a boygenius lyric

wearing a fisherman sweater. hair dried nice. had a bloody mary, fries, AND a very cheesy scampi dish for dinner. eye contact with cute guy. there's a full moon out. bohemian rhapsody came on the radio on the drive home. AND I just saw a bunny rabbit. we are THRIVING ladies.

annabeth "love is transactional/has to be earned" chase vs percy "i chose you because i didn't think we'd ever be friends and almost all we've done is fight but i'll sacrifice myself for you" jackson