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Who are you? The bedtime police?
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his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
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absolutely batshit insane to me that omegaverse porn is an effective data poisoning method against gpt-based products. predatory language models getting tripped up by wolf dick was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are i guess.
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Image description: tweets from @ jaboukie that read: “yall need to stop hating on sex scenes and start demanding more non cishet male directors. i promise yall will not hate sex scenes as much
We haven’t really seen what a horny lesbian would do [on] a Hollywood budget”
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It’s true and we should say it
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I’m all for going about queerness with the goal of not being able to be understood by outsiders but like. you’ve GOT to be normal about aro & ace people if you do. you can’t go on about being confusing to cishets for fun and then complain about ace & aro people who go about sex and romance and attraction in ways that don’t make sense to you.
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My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this
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Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
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We need kink at pride because “kink” isn’t just kink. “Kink” is:
That boy wearing jeans that are too tight
Your neighbors and their “friend” that lives with them
Having a beard and wearing a skirt
Wearing any kind of choker
Literally anything else they decide goes against the “norm”, and it can be literally anything. That is why we need kink at pride.
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When I Call Her My Husband - Barrie Jean Borich (1999) 
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this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real
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I love “useless” disabled people
I love disabled people who can’t or don’t contribute to capitalist interests
I love disabled people who can’t or won’t work
I love disabled people who are on welfare
You deserve to have all of your needs meet and life in safety and comfort.
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i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him
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that is the gayest sigh I’ve ever heard.
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