a-sassy-bench
a sassy bench
my brain does not work very well so I’m here foraging for those sweet, sweet neurotransmitters
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cannon.
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I like to think that sceleritas referred to Gortash exclusively as "the Master's Banite whore" even to his face
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anyone who shows up on my dash with a comic of one of my blorbos gets an instant follow
i don't make the rules I just work here
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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every single one of these comics should have a million notes, everyone get on it
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I made Gale lick the spider too since he was so pressed about it, we're in this together brother
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stoner adhd pro-tip: create an artificial deadline for yourself by eating edibles and then trying to do as many things as you can before they kick in
#my brain doesn't work and needs stress to motivate it and this is the healthiest version of stress i can think of#i genuinely get so many things done by doing this#adhd#edibles#weed#text post
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love how every single bg3 player on tumblr has the exact same hair mod for gale
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#i hadn't played in a minute and i genuinely forgot that isn't his vanilla hair#i quit and downloaded the mod immediately#bg3#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale dekarios#bg3 gale of waterdeep#text post
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please help settle an ongoing, heated dispute in my home:
#this is legitimately a debate going on in my home#i need you to make the ultimate choice tumblr#polls#polls of tumblr#tumblr polls#vote#deep rock galactic#poll
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i think if we're being honest with ourselves, this is part of why gimmick blogs are fun, too. the goofy random interaction is fun, and we should absolutely do more of it.
boop button or not, my mutuals can always boop me <3
if there's one thing we can learn from this booping experience it's that we need to give people notes and interact with them for tumblr to be fun and thriving
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For Boop-Badges Collectors
Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.
If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.
#its borderline unhealthy how into these boops i am#but i absolutely do not care#boop#april fool's day
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sorry, boss, gonna have to call out today. need to collect a bunch more boops to get badges that may or may not disappear tomorrow.
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literally how am i supposed to get any work done when there are boops to be booped?
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