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those are ambitious and loyal
harry potter ocs
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Wait, so, after being chosen as the fourth TriWizard Champion, Harry was immediately asked if he had an older student put his name in for him. So, like, was it actually that easy? Because if it was, you can’t tell me that some broke-ass Slytherin seventh-year didn’t immediately realize this and start raking in the cash. Like damn, they don’t want to be a part of this Insane Danger Stunt Show themselves, but they’ll put basically any scrap of paper you want into that stupid cup for a sickle.
You’re a first-year who can’t cast Wingardium Leviosa yet? Whatever, sure, just pay up. There’s no way you’re going to be chosen against Angelina “Can Probably Crush You With Her Thighs” Johnson, but at least you can tell all your eleven-year-old buddies that you Did A Cool Thing.
You wanna forcibly enter your friend without their consent? Hell no, get that shit out of here. I’m a Slytherin, not a complete bastard. If I’ve hear about you trying this shit again, I’mma curse your butt into the Lake and report you to Flitwick. You might think that’s funny because he’s short, but you will learn, young padawan. You will fear the Flitwick.
You’re a third-year who thinks that becoming the Hogwarts Champion will impress your crush? Okay, into the fiery cup. But also lmfao, have you even seen Cedric “Hottie McDreamy the Hufflepuff” Diggory? Like, hot damn.
You wanna enter your owl? Your cat? Your toad? Go for it, man, that’d be effing hilarious. I would actually pay to see that Tournament.
You’re a fifth-year who genuinely wants to enter the Tournament? Well, okay, but man, I am roomies with Cassius “Wake Up Before Noon At Your Own Risk” Warrington and he’d be grinding you into the floor under the heel of his handmade, Italian, dragon-hide shoes before you even knew what hit you.
You wanna enter… McGonagall? No, no, nonononono. That’s how people effing die, man. Like, she would destroy the competition and it would be glorious to behold and I would cry tears of awe at the sheer beauty of her wrath… but also, I am too young and beautiful to die. She would find us and we would die. Best scenario is she keeps us as pet mice forever.
So after the Weasley twins get their Age Potion issues fixed, a tiny Slytherin first-year girl sidles up to them in the halls and whispers, “You wanna enter the Tournament? Phil can hook you up. But you didn’t hear it from me!” And so the Weasley twins go find Phil, and Phil tells them straight up, “One slip for a sickle, three for two, five for three, and ten for four.”
Fred’s like, “Does entering your name more than once actually do anything?”
Phil, “Don’t know, don’t care.” (It doesn’t, Phil’s checked. He’d charge more if it did.)
And how does Phil get away with entering all these names? He tells all the supervising professors that he’s entering his own name - again and again and again - for a better chance at being selected. Professor Sprout informs him gently that this won’t make a difference and Phil tells her with the wide-eyed innocence of someone running a major scam operation that “Might as well try, Professor! Maybe diligence with pay off in the long run!”
Sprout’s heart melts, and everyone in the know facepalms. Everyone not in the know looks at him with “cheating Slytherin!” expressions and Phil dgaf because he’s got a giant pile of money now, suckers. [Snape noticed something was up, but didn’t care enough to stop it. Moody also noticed, but didn’t do anything. (Barty approves.)]
Entering more names doesn’t help because it’s not a lottery, the Goblet actually chooses, so a person can only really be entered once. It’s probably actually a good thing that Cedric “Tried to have a won Quidditch match made invalid out of fairness” Diggory and Harry “I am confused and I don’t want to be here” Potter were chosen. Because if fourth-year Ravenclaw Travis Collins had been chosen, the Goblet would have spat out all one-hundred and eighty-three scraps of paper with his name on it.
“Kids these days have too much pocket-money,” Phil comments as he comforts his boyfriend, Cassius Warrington, for being passed over in favor of Cedric “Made of Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice” Diggory, and counts the massive pile of money he’s collected. “Kinda wish the fiery cup had picked that kid’s Kneazle, though. That would’ve been awesome.”
[-Inspired by this post by @accio-shitpost-]
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A lot of violence and a lot of swearing starters
Possibly a lot of trigger warnings. Violence, blood, death, injuries, knives, guns etc.
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“How the fuck did you crack their skull?”
“You promised not to fucking do this”
“I would have crushed their brains”
“What the fuck did you do?”
“You kicked their head in because they owed you money?”
“You fucking stabbed the guy”
“You killed someone? I’m so proud of you”
“I hope they spend their last few breaths knowing they never should have tested me”
“There’s still blood in the fucking carpet”
“I told you I did stupid stuff when I got pissed off”
“There’s still blood on the car”
“My knife broke off in his chest somewhere”
“They didn’t deserve that”
“You really should see the other guy”
“They know it was your gun”
“They won’t make it”
“Don’t worry I only broke 90% of their bones”
“You should stab them and see how they fucking like it”
“They fucking deserved what they got”
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My muse was unexpectedly kidnapped, and was never able to be found. A year later, your muse comes across an old abandoned building, and finds my muse tied up, wounded, and barely alive. What is your muse's reaction?
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IN GENERAL :: Shoutout to my people who have muses on the ace and aro spectrums! ilu all (but no romo).
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#ooc#i'm meaner than my demons#i've been cold since you left#edit: adding tags bcus haven't done relations page yet#chasingxquaffles#us: omg mary/angie so cute#my tag for them: ANGST#whoops
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i think i’m going to make a new rule on this blog.
it’ll be ‘if you send a meme and don’t specify which muse it’s for, it’s not getting an answer’.
(exception: if our characters have a relationship of some kind or the meme has a pronoun in it)
#ooc#notice#no hate @ anyone#but i'm just tired of having to guess#(except for chasingxquaffles bcus it's blatantly obvious)#like unless our characters have any kind of a relationship#i don't know if you want mary or rydah#(if the meme has pronouns involved then it's obv because mary is she/her/hers and rydah's they/them/their)#(but i'm more talking about the ones that don't have pronouns)#i added the exception to the post since no one reads my tags#also yeah i could ask#but i shouldn't have to#y'know what i'm saying?
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and the more hurt she gets,
the more venomous she grows.
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Send me a ツ to see a tweet my muse would post/make about yours
You can use this generator right here.
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Type “Hufflepuff” in the tags with ur eyes closed
#ooc#huffflepuff#if eyes hadn't been closed it would've been ff not fff#tbh it's not fair for me to do it because my f key isn't on#it's the rubber nipple bit#which means i know if i'm on the f without looking at it
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Pssttt, I’m bored. Send my muse anons about anything you’ve ever wondered about them or the people in their life.
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‘There’s no need to call me ‘Sir’, Professor’ is hands down the most savage thing Harry has ever said or done
#ooc#mun loves#i'm p sure this is the best 'criticism to book thngs' i've ever seen#we all need to use that gif with their faces whenever we see hp fandom drama and shit tbh
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Send me a [X] to see my muses favorite picture of your muse
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My muse has blood on their hands! Send your muse’s reaction!
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Send me "HEARTBROKEN" for my muse to snap/break in front of your muse.
Or alternatively send me “HEARTBROKEN ↔” for my muse’s reaction after watching your muse snap/break.
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ROYALTY AU SENTENCE STARTERS
AN ASSORTED LIST OF ROYALTY AU SENTENCE STARTERS TAKEN FROM MOVIES.
❝ you lost the argument for the war but you can win it for peace. ❞
❝ though I love Your Majesty and I’m loyal to you, in every way, I cannot disguise my distress and unhappiness. ❞
❝ Your Majesty no one has calves like yours. ❞
❝ I think we should try to do as the King wants us to do. ❞
❝ goodnight my handsome prince. ❞
❝ just in case i wasn’t a freak enough let’s add a tiara ❞
❝ being royal isn’t easy, y’know? ❞
❝ well then, maybe i don’t want to be royal! ❞
❝ everything you do impacts the entire kingdom. ❞
❝ how could you be so selfish of a king/queen/prince.princess etc? ❞
❝ an alliance between our kingdoms would be amazing. ❞
❝ ready my knights for battle. ❞
❝ you and the land are one. ❞
❝ i just can’t wait to be king. ❞
❝ all of them are loyal. ❞
❝ maybe i’m not fit for this role. ❞
❝ by divine right, i am the _____________. ❞
❝ if i am a _______ where is my power? ❞
❝ my castle, my rules. ❞
❝ we’re not a family, we’re a business. ❞
❝ a princess has no friends. ❞
❝ us royals, we’ve become actors! ❞
❝ would I lie to a prince of the realm to win twelve pennies? ❞
❝ i’m not a king! i’m not a king ! ❞
❝ i’m speaking of pleasure not duty. ❞
❝ to be royalty is not a position, it’s a predicament. ❞
❝ smile and wave, that’s what you get paid for. ❞
❝ this country has never been ruled by a queen. ❞
❝ you promised marriage and a crown. ❞
❝ i lied to you. i said “i love you” but i lied for the crown. ❞
❝ will you teach the king of england how they dance in the french court? ❞
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On a scale of 1-10 how scared for your life would you be if my character suddenly snapped?
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