a-lonewithmythots
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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google siting ao3 as a source is so unhinged
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Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis
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Mary Oliver (from In Blackwater Woods)
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Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details
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A watermelon eating contest
English added by me :)
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Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one
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This TikTok comment is sending me 💀😳
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