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I love seeing everyone's gorgeous ROTE books because I've got like the worst covers and also my copy of Fool's Quest is actually blood-stained. I bought it that way. This is not me complaining I find it incredibly funny
#second hand bookstore ily#one of my roommates and i were doing forensics trying to figure out if it was blood or like hot chocolate#but yeah i think someone nose bled on my book before it was my book#realm of the elderlings#rote
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#i think even my car could handle that road#and she starts crying when we go over but a single pothole
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Another argument against outdoor cats is that sometimes it'll be raining at 1am and the wettest cat you've ever seen in your life will jump into your nice dry bed like "we need to snuggle RIGHT NOW"
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I'm sorry I literally cannot stop thinking about how one of the only constants across all of Beloved's identities is their irrepressible flaming homo/genderqueer energy following them wherever they go. Folk may believe many different things about Beloved but by Sa they will never believe they're cishet, and I just think that's beautiful.
(another constant is their inability or refusal to hide the fact that they are desperately in love with Fitz but we can talk about that later)
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i could fix darryl wilson just gimme a joint and a brokeback mountain dvd
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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the ass quest mountain crew is like if the scooby doo gang was doomed by the narrative
you got:
1. depressed himbo and his talking animal companion
2. everyone’s favourite funky (gnc) guy
3. the literal queen
4. coming to you live from jhaampe, interview with the witted bastard, news reporter: starling birdsong
5. a 300 year old lady fed up with all of them
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rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook
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Imagine pissing The Distortion off so much it just kicks you out of the funky door.
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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off
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