hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
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Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
Me: What
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happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
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