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Just to clarify and mostly for myself
When a meme says MY MUSE, it means the receiver of the ask
When a meme says YOUR MUSE, it means the sender of the ask
So the example meme
Send ➺ to find my muse badly wounded and bleeding after a battle
It says MY MUSE implying the receiver’s muse (me in this case aka Clint) is the one that this meme
Example meme, in reverse
IF THE MEME HAD SAID
Send ➺ to find your muse badly wounded and bleeding after a battle
It says YOUR MUSE now, implying that the sender’s muse is the one injured.
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Reblog if you RP using Discord
Message me if you’d like my username.
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This is Billy. I found him along with his sister as the only two surviving kittens in a litter that had been abandoned one winter about 6 years ago. As you can see in these pictures, Billy has grown to be a fine young boy, healthy, happy, and full of life. But as of the last 24+ hours, he’s been fighting for his life. And it’s all because of a careless mistake from a careless vet.
Billy has medical condition…well, more like an anomaly. He has no tail. As a result, pooping has never been his forte. When he was a kitten I’d have to help him go to the bathroom, and even later in life he was prone to constipation. The absence of a tail changes his physiology ever so slightly making his litter box time difficult. It got pretty bad recently, though. He started vomiting and hasn’t really been able to use the bathroom at all. We took him to the vet to get him treated for what appeared to be an impaction, and the vet said to start with an enema. The enema that was apparently given to my sweet baby Bill, was a Phosphate enema, WHICH IS TOXIC TO CATS AND SMALL DOGS. HE IS NOW IN EMERGENCY CARE WITH KIDNEY FAILURE.
See, the thing about vets, let alone any medical doctor, is that you put your trust in them, and go to them thinking they know what they’re doing. What I’ve learned is that you cannot trust anybody, not even a vet. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOW ANYBODY, EVEN YOUR VET, TO USE PHOSPHATE ENEMAS TO TREAT YOUR ANIMAL. My vet didn’t fucking know this, or maybe didn’t care to check the label, who the fuck knows, but a simple google search would show you that phosphate enemas are poisonous to cats. (source) (source)
Please, even if you don’t reblog anything from me ever, SIGNAL BOOST THIS. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, your coworkers, your grandma with ten cats!! EDUCATE YOURSELVES! Because if we as pet owners don’t, obviously no one else will, because even my FUCKING VET FUCKED UP SO BAD THAT MY CAT IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE.
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OC RP Meme
NAME: Jade GENDER: Demi-girl. Also I'm made completely up of lazy dragons. So Lazy Dragon. EYE COLOUR: Almost black. HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown with blonde tips. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single until the grave. Someone pls love me I'm lonely. ZODIAC: Gemini. -bows for the boos- FAVOURITE COLOR: Silver/Gray FAVOURITE SEASON: Fall. FAVOURITE PLACE: In my room, usually hanging with my friend. FAVOURITE HOLIDAY: I don't have one. Growing up has made holidays feel like empty and sad days FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME: Dragon Age. All of them. LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED: Bleach. WHAT’S YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT YOUR MUSE: I love him. I wish he were real so I could give him all the love. WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MUSE?: Yeah. You bet your ass I would. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE KINDS OF THREADS?: Smut. Angst. Smut. And Angst. Oh a little bit of gore. ARE YOU A SELECTIVE ROLEPLAYER?: Yeah. I am. Not on purpose tho like I'm open to RP with everyone but I have to be in the mood to RP with people? If that makes sense? DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MUSE?: Yes I do. It's my OC Alpha Lycan babe Augustus Milagre Gabriel. I love hiM. I LOVE. I love my 400 other muses but he has a special place in my heart. WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO JOIN THE FANDOM?: I saw OW being advertised and I really wanted to play it. Then I fell in love with Jamie and Hanzo and now I can't stop myself. DO YOU SEE YOURSELF STAYING WITH THE FANDOM FOR A LONG TIME?: Well yeah. I don't play as much as I used to but I still love OW. Tagged by: Double stolen from @undeuxtroiskillshot Tagging: Any shits who still follow me.
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Sorry for my inactivity. I really have to be in and out of moods?? I also do better if I can either like IM, Skype, Kik even? So if you want to RP more with me just let me know. I can do shit like that and be a little more active, yeah? I really do like RPing with people. I'm just... Strange about it???? But please contact me if you want to keep RPing!!
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Reblog if you RP smut
[Here is the link if you do NOT rp smut]
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Jamie nodded and adjusted to lay down next to him, making sure the position he was in wouldn't give him that searing pain. Surprisingly though, he preferred to be the little spoon despite his giant size, so by instinct he sort of nuzzled under the others chin and wrapped his metallic arm around him, keeping the intimacy active and holding him close.
"Mmm... If ya need anythin' else let me know, love. 'M here for ya to help ya recover an' everythin'.", he reiterated to him, wanting to make sure he was comfortable.
"Just leave. Everyone always does." (Closed RP)
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Dirty Talk Sentence Starters
Adjust as necessary. Many sentences collected from here and here.
“Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.”
“Do you like it when I touch myself here?”
“I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.”
“Lick every inch of me.”
“Come over here and ride me hard!”
“I love the way you look at me while you’re being fucked.”
“You love this, don’t you? Let me hear how much you love it.”
“Come inside me. Fill me up, I’ve been waiting–”
“Fuck me. Right now!”
“Use me as your toy all night long.”
“I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.”
“It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.”
“Look how shameless you are.”
“Tell me how you want me to fuck you.”
“I always get what I want.”
“I love the sounds you make when I fuck you.”
“Where do you want me to come?”
“Let’s see how many times I can make you come.”
“ Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.”
“Take off your clothes and wait for me.”
“Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.”
“You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?”
“I’m going to fuck you till you can’t walk.”
“Come in my mouth, I want to taste you.”
“I love how you taste.”
“Do you like how I taste?”
“Say my name – louder.”
“Do you like the way that feels?”
“Use your mouth on me. Please.”
“Strip for me. Slowly.”
“I want to take in every inch of you.”
“You know what I want.”
“Can you feel how much I want you?”
“You like that, don’t you? You like when I do this to you.”
“No one has ever made me come as hard as you can.”
“Are you going to be good, or am I going to have to tie you up?”
“I didn’t say you were allowed to come.”
“Let’s find out how much you can take.”
“Watch yourself in the mirror while I fuck you.”
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Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.
I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).
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“Guess what: Some people are on mobile. Make your goddamn rules, muses and information accessible to them.“
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Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.
Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |
Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
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how does the mun take their hot beverages
With a hint of crippling anxiety!
In all reality though, I like my hot drinks sweet. Almost too sweet for most people.
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Happy Munday. Here's me performing at a concert with an expression I have on the daily.
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MUNDAY QUESTIONS
Muse answers the questions about the mun
☕️ How does the mun like his or her tea/coffee/hot chocolate?
✈️ What is the mun’s dream vacation?
⚠️ What is one thing the muse wishes the mun could have warned him/her about?
👋 What was the mun’s first impression of the muse?
📝 How did the mun react when he or she realized they wanted to write the muse?
👥 What is your favorite experience together as mun and muse?
💭 What does the mun typically dream about?
⏰ What is the mun’s ideal evening spent alone?
🎬 What is on the mun’s Netflix “continue watching” list?
💙 What photos does the mun typically share on Facebook?
📱 Does the mun take their phone with them to the bathroom?
📖 What is the mun’s favorite fanfiction about the muse?
👩👩👧👧 What is the mun’s relationship like with his or her family?
👶 Does the mun want kids?
👀 Would you classify the mun as an extrovert, introvert or ambivert?
👣 Describe a time the mun took a lesson from the muse in a real life situation.
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Sheets~
Jamie thought for a moment, tapping his lips with his metallic finger.
“Well… I’ve always had a dream about fuckin’ on one a’ me an’ Roadie’s heists… I’d love to pin ya up against a wall and fuck ya until yer shakin’ an’ beggin’ and then quickly rush outta there before the cops get there. Maybe leave em’ a lil’ present on the wall.”, he giggled.
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Uncommon Questions for OCs and their creators:
Send me a # (questions for OCs) or a letter (questions for creators) and I’ll answer
QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs
What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?
How easy is it for your character to laugh?
How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)
How easy is it to earn their trust?
How easy is it to earn their mistrust?
Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?
What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?
What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child
Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?
What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?
How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?
How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?
What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?
What animal do they fear most?
How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?
What makes their stomach turn?
Are they easily embarrassed?
What embarrasses them?
What is their favorite number?
If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?
Why do they get up in the morning?
How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)?
How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)?
Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom?
What are their thoughts on marriage?
What is their preferred mode of transportation?
What causes them to feel dread?
Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth?
Do they usually live up to their own ideals?
Who do they most regret meeting?
Who are they the most glad to have met?
Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke?
Could they be considered lazy?
How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt?
How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive?
Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap?
Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)?
What memory do they revisit the most often?
How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people?
How sensitive are they to their own flaws?
How do they feel about children?
How badly do they want to reach their end goal?
If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so?
QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS
A) Why are you excited about this character?
B) What inspired you to create them?
C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story?
D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look?
E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you?
F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)?
G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most?
H) What trait do you admire most?
I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe?
J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?
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