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343guiltyshark · 6 days
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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343guiltyshark · 15 days
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Can you make poohs adventures in utopia mechanism?
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my honest reaction
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343guiltyshark · 25 days
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genuinely okay i need to stress that even through my strongest hyperfixations and even through the majority of my writings there have been very few characters who inspire such strong and visceral emotion in me as Friend’s Character Mouse With A Stupid Name and My Character Star From Space With A Stupid Name
rp characters are insane because you may wake up at like 6 30 in the morning and be dming your friend and start getting choked up about an alcoholic mouse named Ratticus
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343guiltyshark · 25 days
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rp characters are insane because you may wake up at like 6 30 in the morning and be dming your friend and start getting choked up about an alcoholic mouse named Ratticus
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343guiltyshark · 27 days
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throwback to the time that I tried making an rpg maker game but quickly ran out of ideas
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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They should let me write and direct a Woke season of Family Guy. I don't give a fuck about the existing lore. Hey Petah, you forgot to take your testosterone last night. I went ahead and prepared your syringe for you, sweetheart. Hey Lois this reminds me of the time I got kicked off of RuPaul's Drag Race. [flashback] Man, I can't believe you guys are kicking me off the show just for being a transmasculine drag queen. No, we're kicking you out because these anarchist pamphlets you made proved that you organized contestants to blow up RuPaul's oil rigs and distribute his riches to the masses. After which you literally killed him. That's just called serving Peter realness hehhehhehhehheh *Peter dance of some sort*
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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new sona ref just dropped... it's been over a year since his last ref and his colors have barely changed since I made his design (back in 2020) - so i figured it was probably time for an update lol
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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this is about what my natural hair color is and i never know what to call it bc ive seen people call this color both blonde & brown so. pls reblog im curious as to what the common consensus is
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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w d gaster can be annagrammed into dawg rest (dog rest) adn the deltarune dog check room has toby dog annoying dog sleeping (resting) in it so therefore gaster deltarune is dog sleeping dog the core made him sog and sleepy (dog (dawg) rest) and this is true because my dad actually works on deltarune and told me tgat the tony said so.
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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kin assigning you
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GREAT
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343guiltyshark · 1 month
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@ prev
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It’s an edit of the “bad luck Brian” meme with some sort of elderly face filter over it. It’s been a thing for years, and has outlived the original format due to its ironic value. It’s utterly dreadful
every once in a while being the redditor friend comes in handy because I get to explain some shit like poop island
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343guiltyshark · 2 months
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every once in a while being the redditor friend comes in handy because I get to explain some shit like poop island
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343guiltyshark · 2 months
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