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Petrichor V | The Commando | Animation
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A soldier walks into an interview room hoping to be assigned on a very lucrative mission. When asked his motives, he tells a slightly different story than the truth...
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ACES!!! Look at this Scientific American article!!! It makes me genuinely so happy to read. We’re making it!!!!
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/asexuality-is-finally-breaking-free-from-medical-stigma/
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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
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Succession
(script under cut)
1.
"This is how you become a crow."
"You take its hide for your own,"
"and bury its soul in your heart."
2.
Eileen's predecessor
was a kind man.
A rare friendly face
to an outsider new to Yharnam.
3.
"This is a sky burial."
"We become crows, so that their souls may rest in the dream."
"How does one become a crow?"
4.
5.
"This is how you become a crow."
"You take its hide for your own,"
"and bury its soul in your heart."
6.
Lately, though,
Eileen likens herself
to the carrion crows.
7.
Far too burdened by the past to take flight.
Her glory days are long gone now.
From an outsider, to an outsider.
8.
Any day now.
9.
"This is how you become a crow."
10.
"You take its hide for your own,"
"and bury its soul in your heart."
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Succession
(script under cut)
1.
"This is how you become a crow."
"You take its hide for your own,"
"and bury its soul in your heart."
2.
Eileen's predecessor
was a kind man.
A rare friendly face
to an outsider new to Yharnam.
3.
"This is a sky burial."
"We become crows, so that their souls may rest in the dream."
"How does one become a crow?"
4.
5.
"This is how you become a crow."
"You take its hide for your own,"
"and bury its soul in your heart."
6.
Lately, though,
Eileen likens herself
to the carrion crows.
7.
Far too burdened by the past to take flight.
Her glory days are long gone now.
From an outsider, to an outsider.
8.
Any day now.
9.
"This is how you become a crow."
10.
"You take its hide for your own,"
"and bury its soul in your heart."
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident
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