nothing will top guillermo telling nandor, a thousand year old warlord vampire, that it’s time for night-night
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co-captain cuddles
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i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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my toxic trait is that i will look at any picture of jensen in a backwards cap and think "beat sheet dean" even if he isn't wearing anything that beat sheet dean would wear
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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man
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aisha and oliver💚
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Hahahaha
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the thing about misha collins coming out as straight that always gets me. ALWAYS gets me. is that he said it. even today in 2024 i have to read “collins made a statement that mistakenly led fans to believe he was bisexual” and then the QUOTED STATEMENT IN THE ARTICLE. is “i am bisexual”. they keep trying to tell me that’s not what he said but he did. i feel like truman in the truman show. like what the hell are you talking about who are you talking to!!!!!!!!! he said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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do you guys remember the Old Guard. remember when there was a major mainstream hollywood action scifi motion picture starring hot women with guns where gay people kissed on the mouth passionately. and the movie was both critically and financially successful. that movie feels like a fucking fever dream. i'll never achieve the high i got when that movie came out ever again
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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too
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BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS TOO SMALL
BECAUSE THE FOREST WAS TOO SMALL
BECAUSE THE GARBAGE DUMP WAS TOO SMALL
BECAUSE THE TABLE WAS TOO SMALL
🧍♂️ 👬 🧍♂️
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