out of arcana:

both myself and d0keshi are sorry for the absence, we forgot to warn you we were hanging out this weekend/week 

WILLAM BELLI SENTENCE STARTERS.

​❝ I need a nap and some dick.  ❞  ​❝ Emotions are for ugly people.❞ ​❝ I won’t admit it, but I’ll silently agree. ❞ ​❝ BFFL? Burger french fry lemonade? ❞ ​❝ Your head looks like a croissant, I wanna smash it! ❞ ​❝ Your tone seems very pointed right now. ❞ ​❝ Pomegranate? Girl, it’s fuckin’ pink. ❞ ​❝ That’s some shady shade! ❞ ​❝ Rock, paper, fucked up! ❞ ​❝ You little weird elven Kate Blanchett bitch. ❞ ❝ Girl, ‘forlorn’? That’s barely a word anymore. ❞ ❝ Bitch better not say ‘whence’. ❞ ❝ I can clock a weave from across a county, bitch! ❞ ​❝ I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to Hell. ❞ ​❝ Your hair is really damaged, I’m talking fucked at the ends. Not split-ends but like divorced-ends. ❞ ❝ I wish your dog would bite your mouth off. ❞ ❝ ‘She’s got a lot of personality, guys love that.’ Yeah from behind. ❞ ❝ Hold on, let me look in my bag and see if I can find a fuck to give.❞ ​​❝ There are so many unanswered questions.This is like Prometheus. ❞ ​​❝ See ya at the flu shot line, bitch! ❞ ​​❝ I’m trying to bring attention to one of my favorite causes which is me. ❞ ​​❝ Eat a whole bowl of fucks. ❞ ​​❝ I have a very handsome face, and there’s nothing wrong with that.❞ ❝ You would be really cute if you didn’t talk or have a face. ❞ ​​❝ You put this on the internet? ❞ ​​❝ Sweet potato my ass! ❞ ​​❝ Never wear something you can’t run from someone in. ❞ ​​❝ -coughs- Oh fuck, this is how Les Mis started.  ​​❞ ​​❝ If you’re not pretty, flaunting your wealth is all you have.  ❞ ​​❝ You need to learn about six colors. Red, blue… and four more. ❞ ​​❝ And you’ll paint with all the colors of the hood! ❞ ​​❝ Look at those gums! It’s like a whole pack of juicy fruits! ❞ ​​❝ Redheads will die out by 2050, they’re a recessive gene. So get ‘em while you can, and keep them under glass. ❞

as you can see they’re very good Friends

/ur/ the cutie tho

no way, its totally you!!!

d0keshi has fallen asleep on me and I need to say goodnight and go to bed

Adachi aka life ruiner extraordinaire  

adiversus replied to your post “out of arcana:[[MOR] I promised myself this time I wasn’t gonna use...”

rubs your shoulders lkajfkj

ooc; thank you ;~; i’m just being dumb and stroppy about it as i edit my tattoo out of all the shadow shoot pics

d0keshi:

You’re just saying that now because you feel bad.

Oh, I see.

Are you implying I’m a bad cat owner? Because of course I did, she did something bad, so I told her not to.

.....

out of arcana:

I promised myself this time I wasn’t gonna use this blog to vent but i’m so bloody annoyed

okay so one of my friends was a total asshole at the con I recently attended and I’m really annoyed with her and just generally not in the mood to try and communicate

so of course she’s an un-croppable part of the cutest shot of my Rise cosplay. Fucking of course. But it’s adorable, but I don’t wanna put it up.

adiversus:

“D-dude… don’t try her cooking. Please…

                                                  Promise me.”

“I’m sure I’ve eaten worse!” Like Nanako’s science projects

d0keshi:

Okay, if that’s how you justify this blatant discrimination.

I never stole those, you either left them or it was an accident. I don’t need little kittens on my feet, thanks.

I chastised her, I just know she doesn’t know any better and you damn well should!!

Also shut up, I saved the kitten print for boxers that nobody of importance would see.

d0keshi:

If I did that you would kick me out, I’m just saying.

You’re a human and an adult, you should know better. Also I seem to recall losing quite a few socks and finding them months later in your sock draw so...

d0keshi:

How can the cat possibly cause that much chaos?

She pounced a pile of clean laundry that I hadn’t put away yet and it’s everywhere, I don’t want to pick it all up so she can do it again so it needs putting away. Also she steals socks and I left the draw open because I was rushing this morning. There are socks everywhere.

Add that to a tiny flat with an incredibly busy student living in it and the place is a dump.

d0keshi:

Woah, I take it all back. You must be exhausted from all of your hard work.

Nah, exhausted from work however, yeah. But I really don’t want to leave this mess for the cat to mess up some more.

d0keshi:

I see you’re being real productive.

Excuse you, I’ve tidied all of the dirty laundry off the couch!

Why do things have to get dirty? How does mess happen anyway?

I don’t want to clean the flat.

#NowPlaying Cut the Rope by Charlotte OC