zephrbabe
The Curiosity Dealer
Kathryn, dealing in curiosity ~ Ask box is always open to "Fics I won't write"- send me a title and character/ship/fandom and I'll write a blurb for the fic I won't write
2989 posts
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
lovethedanielhd
TheDanielHD
ihartlv
I Hart Las Vegas
pest-strikers
Pest Strikers
rpthemehelper
rptheme-helper
aesthetic-gifs
Aesthetic Gifs
Video
MARVEL
link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)
237K notes
·
View notes
Note
top 5 things people should know about sex
sex doesn't ever have to involve penetration or even genitalia if you don't want it to.
the lack of an orgasm isn't necessarily a sign that the sex was bad, and the presence of one isn't a guarantee that the sex was good or even wanted.
wanting or needing any kind of aides during sex - vibrators, other toys, more lube, pillows to prop up parts of your body, etc - is totally fine and doesn't mean that anyone isn't "good enough" as they are.
there's no guaranteed trick to make yourself a better sexual partner except for subjecting yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known and just talking to your partner(s).
statistically speaking whatever you think is weird about your own body or sexual proclivities is probably pretty average.
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
20K notes
·
View notes
Text
Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle
Laios and fair food
2. Taako cooking for real
3. Encounters with plants
(hello, in the manga, the pollen comes out the mouths)
bonus
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
MCU movies & tv shows as of Early May 2024*
FILMS
Phase 1 Films
Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Avengers
Phase 2 Films
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Phase 3 Films
Captain America: Civil War
Doctor Strange
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Thor: Ragnarok
Black Panther
Avengers: Infinity War
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Captain Marvel
Avengers: Endgame
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Phase 4 Films
Black Widow
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Eternals
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Thor: Love and Thunder
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Phase 5 Films
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
The Marvels
SHOWS
Marvel Studios (disney+)
Phase 4 Shows & Specials
Wandavision
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
Loki (phases 4&5)
What If...? (phases 4&5)
Hawkeye
Moon Knight
Ms. Marvel
She-Hulk: Attourney at Law
Werewolf by Night
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special
Phase 5 Shows
Secret Invasion
Echo
Marvel Television (abc, netflix, hulu, freeform)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Agent Carter
Daredevil
Jessica Jones
Luke Cage
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Slingshot
Iron Fist
The Defenders
Inhumans
The Punisher
Runaways
Cloak & Dagger
Helstrom
Marvel One-Shots (direct-to-video movies)
The Consultant
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer
Item 47
Agent Carter (short film)
All Hail the King
*I personally haven't followed the MCU closely in years so I had to look through several Wikipedia articles to compile this list. I tried to make this list thorough, but if I missed anything let me know.
#mcu#27 bc i mostly stopped watching after infinity war (i refused to watch endgame bc i knew it was gonna be terrible)#and i haven't watched most of the TV stuff- literally only watched What If? for Darcy#haven't seen thor 4 yet either#marvel blew it all up for endgame and now it's full of mediocre filmmaking and characters i don't care about
7K notes
·
View notes
Photo
a friend requested steve + latte
bonus:
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.
739 notes
·
View notes
Text
“As long as one man stands against you, Thanos, you will never be able to claim victory.” – Infinity Gauntlet #4 (1991)
756 notes
·
View notes
Text
I just had a dream that gave me one of the best phrases. You know how when queer people spot another queer person it's called "gaydar"? Well in my dream, when a neurodivergent person clocks another neurodivergent person it's called "spectrometer".
952 notes
·
View notes
Text
But what are you doing with me Bucky?
#bucky barnes#steve rogers#mcu#once again i am over here inserting darcy into stucky:#she's probably the one who started shit that Bucky had to finish and somehow managed to not get arrested at the time#and she's over off screen doing that awkward grin-and-wave like 'sorry i got you arrested but i promise i will make it up to you#with your choice of baked goods or sexual favors'
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
NEVER ask a WOMAN:
her AGE
her CAVALIER’S NAME
what she put in THE SOUP
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Item: codpiece with concealed twelve-chamber revolver that totally works, despite the chambers clearly not overlapping with the barrel. As far as I can tell, you fire it by clenching
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Lyctorhood ✨
support me on ko-fi
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
HELLO FRIEND, THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR WRITING THE ALPHA OF BLEAK ISLE WITH ME (SPECIFICALLY) IN MIND. I AM EVER SO GRATEFUL. I LOVE THE CADOGANS AND IS NIALL AVAILABLE ON THURSDAYS?🥺🥺
(This new series has a magnificent start!! I wolfed it all down today. 🤌🏾🤌🏾)
The Alpha of Bleake Isle was indeed really good! Unfortunately, I did not write it.
@ohkathrynmoon is the author, and you should give her a follow!
#the alpha of bleake isle#kathryn moon#lol i am extremely looking forward to the burgeoning adventurer x pirate captain (possible) duo
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
ACTUALLY Laerryn's actions in episode 2 are not at all condemnable because they're the high fantasy equivalent of like. You've finished your super cool piece of code and it's actually passed all its unit tests this time, but when you try to run your first integration tests then it all works perfectly except it slows your system to a crawl. So you (a non-habitual Windows user) grudgingly open up task manager and see that some unrelated system file with all numbers in the name and a file extension you don't recognise is taking up a huge amount of your CPU and memory. You Google it and get no clear documentation, and so you check Stack Exchange and there's like 2 answers saying "don't uninstall this" with no good explanation. So you're like "well how bad can it be" and you kill the process, and your code starts running perfectly! You tell your friends about it! It's great! Then you find an ancient forum post that's like "hey don't do this it will brick your computer, here's why" and you find out the file you stopped running was actually a crucial, load-bearing component of your antivirus software
Anyway, the moral of Calamity is that you should be running your flying cities on Linux. What was I saying
#laerryn coramar seelie#just thinking today abt how this lady destroyed a continent and that was the preferable outcome#and also how the end of Calamity was impossible to explain to someone who hadn't watched it
4K notes
·
View notes