actually on the topic of zosan, zoro little spoon. that one fanart of them cuddling with the caption about the ultimate show of trust—zoro trusting sanji to protect his back and sanji trusting zoro to protect his hands—shifted everything in my brain several inches to the left.

actually i am now actively rooting for jjk bad end. not necessarily a total loss, but like. pyrrhic victory. god can u imagine. yuuji and everyone else vs sukuna and megumi seizes control at the last moment before he dies in front of yuuji in a reflection of the cursed womb arc. curses still exist. yuuji winds up as one of the last surviving members of his generation, detested by the higher-ups but respected by his peers, and takes up a mentorship role. not as a teacher and not a complete loose cannon, but something between nanami and yuki. he exorcises curses and protects people—civilians and young sorcerers alike—where he can, but it’s like he said: he’s a cog. it’s his job. the cycles. The Cycles.

HOLDS THEM GENTLE LIKE HAMBURGER

modern wei wuxian has a wikipedia page. most of it is devoted to his outstanding accomplishments in technological engineering, but some of it is reserved for how he’s been legally declared dead three times.

take a guess as to which section he has printed out and framed on his desk.

he's our little brother. take care of him.

anne carson - antigone / alec benjamin - if we have each other / dan pearce - single dad laughing: the best of year one / kodaline - brother

hmmmmm. franky ship of theseus

favorite running bit is usopp or nami telling luffy that whatever harebrained idea he comes up with next is going to get them all killed and luffy going godddd where’s your sense of adventure. you wimp. you weenie. you wuss.

hell of a guy

i like and choose to believe the crocodad theory for three reasons:

funney

makes throngs of joyless bastards within the fandom spitting mad for some reason

crocodile himself would hate it

the zolu rituals are intricate but it’s not because they’re in denial or particularly trying to be subtle it’s because they’re both autistic and aromantic and total fucking Freaks

sabo just showed up like a stray cat one day and ace and luffy went oh he lives here now :) and dadan’s like you two are fucking hellions i don’t need another feral child running around this place and then she proceeded to love and protect and mourn that kid like her own. also much like a cat owner.

rly rly like how everyone in one piece is like "i have swords!" "i fight with my powers!" "i have a gun!" and sabo is

given sabo’s reputation and bounty do you think the topic of the revolutionaries ever comes up among goa royalty and nobility. do you think they ever clap outlook on the shoulder and go wow that flame emperor sabo boy sure is a handful. seems like an extra insult that he shares the same name as your dead son 😔 and outlook, didit, and stelly all look at each other like

hey guys here’s my new jjk fic about the way i’m hoping this series ends🤞hope you like it:

sukuna kills and eats everyone and then blows up because before being completely digested yuuta’s brain uses the last vestiges of his cursed energy to manifest Cursed Technique: Pipe Bomb from a previously unknown sorcerer who incarnated into the culling game that we’ve never heard of because it wasn’t relevant to the plot. nobody wins and everybody dies forever. the end.

megumi is like My Shikigami Are Not Pets. Stop It and then everyone around him is like we hear you. however, i will be sneaking the demon dog snackies under the table.

here’s the thing. about zolu. puts myhand on your shoulder Here’s the thing. luffy? aromantic. zero interest in romance. zoro? gay. very low interest in romance. has two braincells and they’re both devoted to thinking about swords. they are not dating. it is not romantic. it’s not sexual either because luffy, much like his views on romance, could not give less of a shit about sex. maybe if they both feel up to it at the same time, but that’s rare and when it does happen it’s more of a physicality and, to a lesser extent, affection thing than anything else. occasionally it’s a “hey wouldn’t it be weird/funny/fucked up if we [insert some david cronenberg-type shit]” thing and the other one goes “haha yeah do you wanna try.” but i digress.

however. HOWEVER. they Have A Thing. what that Thing entails is a mystery. luffy is both incredibly straightforward and frustratingly cryptic whenever he’s asked about it and zoro just kinda shrugs. they’re just luffyandzoro and zoroandluffy. the king and his lionheart. drift compatible. partners. captain and first mate. the sailor and the north star. sun and moon. they simply Are. what does that entail? well brother. they hang out